What are they? And i mean songs you literally cannot stand. Songs that make you want to leave the club/bar you're in. Songs that ENRAGE you 
I have a few songs, but there is one that tops them all. EVERYWHERE I went, during, school, college and Uni would play this. Some say its a 'student anthem' I say its BOLLOCKS!!!
I swear this piece of crap follows me wherever i go
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Bruno Mars ..that your amazing shite he waffles on about.
That mamma do the hump nonsense, physically CANT listen to it.
Katy perry used to haunt me, but shes started to leave me alone in recent times so im dropping my vendetta against her 
(im good like that)
Ha! The song is so offensive the video wont embed 
Anyway, I Will Survive makes my ears bleed
That 'Perfect day' Lou Reed song, my skin crawls when I even think abut it. I went mental when it was the CiN song. I hate it, hate,hate,hate it.
That 'Perfect day' Lou Reed song, my skin crawls when I even think abut it. I went mental when it was the CiN song. I hate it, hate,hate,hate it.
oh god, great minds...is it something like 70 odd times he sings the same bloody thing over and again
I hate Lovely Day by Bill Withers. The length of time he holds onto that note makes me want to punch him.
But even that doesn't compare to the Go Compare jingle. I know it's not a song but it is pretending to be music and it makes me x 10
I hate Lovely Day by Bill Withers. The length of time he holds onto that note makes me want to punch him.
But even that doesn't compare to the Go Compare jingle. I know it's not a song but it is pretending to be music and it makes me x 10
oh that's the one Veggie...it's not Perfect day...it's lovely day I really can't stand
It must be one of the most irritating songs ever Dame - and that Aint no sunshine he did: I like the song but again with the saying the same thing over and over again.
Anyone would think he had to buy the words individually so just kept using the same ones to make sure he got his moneys worth!
I'm also chucking Stand by your man by Tammy Wynette on the bonfire of hate. Lyrics telling women to put up with whatever crap men throw at them send me crazy
It must be one of the most irritating songs ever Dame - and that Aint no sunshine he did: I like the song but again with the saying the same thing over and over again.
Anyone would think he had to buy the words individually so just kept using the same ones to make sure he got his moneys worth!
I have to agree... he milked his millions Veggie.... I could put my foot through the car radio if he comes on It sounded no better when they recorded it for Comic Relief or whatever.. it was still a pile of repetitive sh*te 
Not a song but a film soundtrack. The 1985 film version of Ordeal by Innocence with Donald Sutherland was supposed to have music written by Pino Donaggio which would have been fine. But the producers decided to scrap the music and replace it with music from Dave Brubeck's album Time Out. The music is completely inappropriate for an Agatha Christie film and made a rather poor film unwatchable without the sound turned down.
Definitely my candidate for worst film music of all time.
That "there are a flipping millions of bicycles in Bejing" one
How does she know - did she count them all?
That's too easy. Pick another one!!!!!!
That "there are a flipping millions of bicycles in Bejing" one
How does she know - did she count them all?
aww, i have a little soft spot for that one. Only because my Mum, who was known for NEVER EVER knowing lyrics to any songs (even her favourite ones), would sing:
*in her Devonshire accent*
"There are one million bicycles in Japan
that's a fact
cuz I counted 'em"
Oddly, I also am not fond of the above mentioned songs LOL. But it is very hard to pinpoint any particular SONG that pisses me off greatly. I could name a few adverts or celebrities that do though!
HOWEVER, I can name ARTISTS whose music/songs piss me off!
The WANTED: over-rated and not pretty! (shallow sorry ...)
1 DIRECTION (or wand erection as they are known by some...) Not bad looking but only one half decent song, and yet they have SQUILLIONS of fans all over the world, and tweens and adolescents go MENTAL if you slate them on twitter. Most over-rated band of the past couple of years imo.
ANY songs from HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL; Vanessa Hudgens voice makes my ears bleed!
Anything by TAKE THAT. I really have not liked ANYthing by them for the last 3 years and think they're so over-rated 
Kings of LEON. The first 2 hits (sex on fire and use somebody) are the only songs I like. The song '4 kicks' was AWFUL!
Also loathe JAMES BLUNT and KATIE MELUA, (ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 
) and I am getting bored of ADELE too. Same old same old
Also, I never liked BJORK: crap music, and over-rated voice. And also MARIAH SCARY: I used to like her in the 1990s, but now she is shoite imo.
I am sure there are more!!!
That "there are a flipping millions of bicycles in Bejing" one
How does she know - did she count them all?
aww, i have a little soft spot for that one. Only because my Mum, who was known for NEVER EVER knowing lyrics to any songs (even her favourite ones), would sing:
*in her Devonshire accent*
"There are one million bicycles in Japan
that's a fact
cuz I counted 'em"
Hmmm, okay. Next time it comes on the radio I won't turn into a ranty, shouty thing out of respect for your mum.
But, only the once, you understand 
That 'Perfect day' Lou Reed song, my skin crawls when I even think abut it. I went mental when it was the CiN song. I hate it, hate,hate,hate it.
oh god, great minds...is it something like 70 odd times he sings the same bloody thing over and again
It's hateful. when I hear the first note I run to switch off whatever it's playing on. i would gladly scrape my nails down a blackboard, for an hour, everyday if i never had to hear it again.
LOL, why does everyone hate PERFECT DAY? I dislike it too, but don't know why! 
and anything by cheryl cole - gone right off herKaty perry used to haunt me, but shes started to leave me alone in recent times so im dropping my vendetta against her (im good like that)
I'll take up the baton - her voice really grates on me. firework makes me want to run to the hills!
LOL, why does everyone hate PERFECT DAY? I dislike it too, but don't know why!
Shhhh, but I like it 
That 'Perfect day' Lou Reed song, my skin crawls when I even think abut it. I went mental when it was the CiN song. I hate it, hate,hate,hate it.
That's me and Mr Woos song - we used to play it on the cassette on the way home from our Sunday days out. He used to work really long hours when we first met and so our Sundays were special!
and anything by cheryl cole - gone right off herOoooh I forgot about Ms Cole! She has a HORRIBLE singing voice. It literally was just her looks that got her into Girls Aloud.
LOL, why does everyone hate PERFECT DAY? I dislike it too, but don't know why!
Shhhh, but I like it
If it makes you feel any better Rexi. I quite like Mama Do The Hump.
Blur - Song 2. I detest it.
Anything by Katy Perry makes me turn the radio off. I'm sure she's lovely but I hate her voice.
That "there are a flipping millions of bicycles in Bejing" one
How does she know - did she count them all?
I hate that song too.
And Gyps, like you with Katy Perry everywhere I went for about a year flippin Ce Lo Green was on the radio Even when I went to the states last year, I got in to my friends car at the airport and who came on Ce Lo flippin Green. I explained about him radio stalking me to my mate and even she noticed it. Every time we got in the car, there he was on the radio. He even 'physically' turned up in the store she works at about a month after I visited, she sent me a lovely text picture of her with him.
That 'Perfect day' Lou Reed song, my skin crawls when I even think abut it. I went mental when it was the CiN song. I hate it, hate,hate,hate it.
I like it, especially the CiN version BUT in my defence it's because it was out in the charts when master cinds was still very ill in hospital as a baby, and I remember it was playing when the doctors basically told me that I was going to get to take my baby home at some point. So it's quite poignant for me.
'Candle in the Wind'
The theme tune to iCarly
At Christmas, if I go in a shop and Mariah Carey is singing, I walk straight out again.
Anything by Eminem or shouty bloody Rap
Its nonesense stuff, no one can understand
Enimen is like a 10yr old with an axe to grind - idiot
And remeber Liquid Gold - hate anything by them
And any charity songs - yuk!!!
Bloody Military Wives shud go n fight if they miss their fellas
. . . and chillax 
This is sick-inducing. Can't stand it.
Around the 90's there was a band called The Beautiful South. They were AWFUL, just hearing them put me in a bad mood.
Around the 90's there was a band called The Beautiful South. They were AWFUL, just hearing them put me in a bad mood.
They were, that pencil case song lyrics make my skin crawl.
I will Survive....Gloria Gaynor....played to chuffin death it was....then I saw this
Anything by Eminem or shouty bloody Rap
Its nonesense stuff, no one can understand
Enimen is like a 10yr old with an axe to grind - idiot
And remeber Liquid Gold - hate anything by them
And any charity songs - yuk!!!
Bloody Military Wives shud go n fight if they miss their fellas
. . . and chillax
I like Eminem.
and that pencilcase song was the worst