The best thing is to just dive in a fred and start posting......so.....who's gonna? 
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*dips her toe in *
Not me, no way!
I was gonna, but I'm in a sit 
and now Baz's told me Masterchef is in Cumbria, so I'm following my nose
You know, I was a bit worried about getting replies 
***Grabs towel***
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Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Synchronised fred diving!
But it's divinG not dive IN 
Sausages.......now there's a point!
Originally Posted by Syd:
***Grabs towel***
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.............."Help" can't swim...................
Oi! That was my towel!
Originally Posted by nuts:
Sausages.......now there's a point!
Haha Slinki!
I'll reply in here for you 
Done!
Done!Why do we wash dishes? The bloody things just get dirty again 
I washed a load when I came in from work and there's just about the same amount now 
Originally Posted by nuts:
Why do we wash dishes? The bloody things just get dirty again I washed a load when I came in from work and there's just about the same amount now
Hahah! Throw em out and buy new ones every day
I'll just buy paper plates and cups
You'll get seepage with paper cutlery 
LOL! I'll just but new ones of them. A job lot of metal cutlery and throw away
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Pancakes~:
You'll get seepage with paper cutlery
Where is the point in paper cutlery?
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Pancakes~:
You'll get seepage with paper cutlery
Where is the point in paper cutlery?
On the end of a fork?
Anyways.................Peas? what's the answer?
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Pancakes~:
You'll get seepage with paper cutlery
Where is the point in paper cutlery?
On the end of a fork?
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Originally Posted by nuts:
Anyways.................Peas? what's the answer?
To pea or not to pea?
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by nuts:
Anyways.................Peas? what's the answer?
To pea or not to pea?
ahhh no wait.. that is the question
Originally Posted by nuts:
Anyways.................Peas? what's the answer?
Paper fork, pile them on the underside with a paper knife, and watch them drop onto your lap....(Knew I should have used a paper napkin)
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by nuts:
Anyways.................Peas? what's the answer?
To pea or not to pea?
That is the question. What's the bloody answer!
I want to know where all our clothes are going daughter has lost 2 tops and me 1
Originally Posted by Aimee:
I want to know where all our clothes are going daughter has lost 2 tops and me 1
*Hesitates to mention white goods* 
Originally Posted by Aimee:
I want to know where all our clothes are going daughter has lost 2 tops and me 1
the washers turned into a shredder 
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by nuts:
Anyways.................Peas? what's the answer?
To pea or not to pea?
That is the question. What's the bloody answer!
It's " maybe"
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Aimee:
I want to know where all our clothes are going daughter has lost 2 tops and me 1
the washers turned into a shredder
white goods are the 
daughter blames me 
i have searched the house and both her new tops are gone
Sometimes I think...........
And this is when all the bother starts 
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Sometimes I think...........
And this is when all the bother starts
Exactly.....................
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by nuts:
Anyways.................Peas? what's the answer?
To pea or not to pea?
That is the question. What's the bloody answer!
It's " maybe"
Maybe peas?
That's when the problems start sprouty...
Originally Posted by nuts:
Originally Posted by Aimee:
I want to know where all our clothes are going daughter has lost 2 tops and me 1
*Hesitates to mention white goods*
That brought to mind all of 'the washing machines in the garden' threads.
For Gods Sake ..............All We Are Saying Is Give Peas A Chance!