You'll have had yer joke then 

I'm surprised he hasn't had he fascist grammar police too.

...... And I also.

I ken 

 

The punchline Slinks  

 

As demonstrated here..

 

heheh  

ahhhhhh 

The old ones are the best! Particularly when one finds Mrs Jer's level. This gadjie goes ter the quacks and says, "I'm a bit concerned, I keep breaking wind, but it never smells." The Doctor decides to wait. Eventually his patient steps on a duck. The GP after a while reaches into the cupboard and gets out a huge syringe. "You're not going to stick that up my bottom are you ?" "No! I'm going to stick it up your f**king nose!" I thank you!

I'm an ickle fish..

 

Steps on a duck ! ! 

 

Proper feelgood song for our crew, this one 

and on that note.. g'night! x

Noite Slinks at Findhorn  

I'm from Glasgow..I've never been in Edinburgh castle or the zoo etc.However i have been to the royal mile etc.

You have been now  

 

 

I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels."

He said, "You've got cholera."

 

Boom Boom !!

So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today.

 

I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R.

"You know, I'm not very good at magic - I can only do half of a trick.

 

I'm a member of the Magic Semi-circle"

That's the last time i tell VD a joke

 

"flounces off"

You could be the next Mickey Flanagan.

 

Needs work.

 

Mind you so does he.

Don't you dare acknowledge me post flounce

Your damage is done!!

 

*re-flounces*

Nice work.