Mr Blizz says that I kept him up all night 'snoring like a trooper'.

We all know that troopers only swear, so he must be pranking me. 

Reading on the DM site, it's hard to know tell the April fools article from the rest of their nonsense.

That's your starter for ten...

I nearly fell for one on another forum, that alleged that a flouncer from the forum had decided to sue the forum! As I read more I quickly realised that it was a joke!

Not me

I seem to remember getting you last year Bliz

Yeah, well, erm, I was just fooling you into believing that I fell for it!! 

I choose not to believe anything I'm told on this day.

You are very sensible! 

LIES!

Shocker.

Then there's this

My daughter's 15 year old friend sent a text to her mum, telling her that she was pregnant! 

OMG . How cruel 

I was up bright and early this morning and was very tempted to wake boy cinds up for school 

Not me,I don't really bother with it now.

About 1 a.m. I read on DS that Channel 5 were cancelling BB after this year. I fell for it like a sucker 

http://www.independent.co.uk/n....html?action=gallery

But C5 cancelling CSI and crap (i.e. all of them) Steven Segal films, no one would ever believe that!

Daughter got me  she had been to her mates party and stayed the night, when she got back this morning she said that some older lads had turned up at the door and pushed their way in and wouldn't leave, Ben her mate called the police and one of the gate crashers hit him, i was getting all outraged at this point and then she said whats the date mum, me, i have no idea 

She was VERY good at telling lies, i'll be watching her more closely from now on 

I've got Mr Cinds big style today.  I got up at 7.30 am & was baking pies by 8am. Then I proceeded to clean the whole house, sort out all the laundry, washed, dried and put away.  He thinks he's got a proper housewife 

Wait until tomorrow when I don't turn up to work and he realises I've naffed off to Spain for a few days.

Tried a few on my son this morning but he was wasnt having it! His boss txt him this morning saying he was sacked, that did worry him a bit tho! 

That's plain mean of his boss imo!

Now, that's pure style

Me

My younger brother rang me at 11:55 and told me his mrs was pregnant, i fell for it hook line and sinker and got all excited (he doesnt know she's told me they are trying either!!)

He laughed his arse off at me for a good 5 mins

Mr Lori wouldn't know WHAT had happened if I did that! 

I pulled the same prank I pull every single year, and I get him. Every. Single. Year.

I short-sheeted the bed. 

We call them apple-pie beds over here

Great name, but why? 

I think, as far as I can remember, it's because they are made like an apple turnover in which the pastry is doubled back on itself.

Oh, of course! And here I was, thinking of round apple pies... 

Brewer's Dictionary does give another possible origin for the term apple-pie beds. It could be a corruption of "nappe pliée" French for folded sheet or cloth.

I'm thinking I could use EITHER term, and stand a better chance of getting away with this next year, too!