Wow where do we start ...

The blonde girl with the boob job has shacked up with mophead Kris

Saffia walked because she couldnt take the pressure (and she fancied mophead Kris)

Sree is obsessed with Noirin and its reaching stalkerish levels now

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:
a synopsis in a couple of sentences would be marvelous. i saw launch show and have not seen, heard, or read anything since. fankyoooo in advance.

Ooooo me too!!
And I am dead proud of meself

Where's Rekaf?

Re Dogface and Halfwit: so they could become housemates

Re specs and tashe: no

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:
thanks pretty cocoa eyes;

OK JUST BEEN ON C4 WEBSITE.

couple of questions:
- why are two housemates called dogface and halfwit????

- does that girl still have to draw a pair of specs on her face with a marker pen?

Dogface aka Sophie and halfwit aka Freddie had to change their names to become real housemates...

Noirin still has to draw the tache and glasses till BB tells her not to...

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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
Wow where do we start ...

The blonde girl with the boob job has shacked up with mophead Kris

Saffia walked because she couldnt take the pressure (and she fancied mophead Kris)

Sree is obsessed with Noirin and its reaching stalkerish levels now

lol! I'd forgotten Saffia already! Have barely watched tho'

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:
a synopsis in a couple of sentences would be marvelous. i saw launch show and have not seen, heard, or read anything since. fankyoooo in advance.

Freddie superstar, Lisa, Charlie and Kris foolish morons and Sophia gone with Cairon to join her.

so did they all become housemates in the end, one way or the other, by some form of mild humiliation?

Siavash & Cairon have a bromance going on.
Cairon washes Siavash's hair while he lies in the bath.
Cairon tried to stick a peeled banana up his bum.
Siavash & Cairon pulled down there boxers and put their bare bums on the kitchen worktop.

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:
so did they all become housemates in the end, one way or the other, by some form of mild humiliation?

Hey were you on yahoolive and justintv by anychance?

They had to do tasks to be housemates but nothing too drastic... 5 housemates were left and the public had to vote to put 4 in the house... Behniziar (sp) had less votes so boarded the BB bus home...

Benny wasent voted to stay in the house and got sent home on a bus lol

Sophie and Kris have been getting touchy in bed together

Sree is being a stalker to Noreen

Saffia walked out as she got rejected by Kris

Marcus is acting like the alpha male when hes not

And Cairon is favourite to be evicted tonight

Most of the HMs dislike Freddie/Halfwit and he has had a number of practical jokes played on him (eg get him to hide then not seek him).
He is a bit eccentric but his positive attitude has endeared him to many viewers. His singing is an acquired taste.

Marcus thinks he is Captain Cool but isn't.
He is desperate to see Noirin's big nipples which she says she hangs coat hangers from.
He tried to get her to accept a can of alcohol for a look.
Lisa has already seen them and seemed impressed. She didn't get a can either.

Kris and Charlie could store their brains in a thimble.

Sophie/Dogface could store her brain in an Aero chocolate bubble.

blackpud. much appreciated updates