My dimples are nicer than hers. (OH told me so, after I got him in a half nelson)
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Well thats a new one on me, I've never been called a slag before....
Ireland's not next door....it's "across the sea"....but i have also learned that you are all quite moral over there and will not go to bed with a man unless there's another glowering man present to keep you safe
I realised my mistake but was in the middles of a family panic so could'nt get back until now to say sorry..sorry....
Thanks Noirin.
I now realise I have been a rotten friend to all my male friends and I can only apologise profusely to you all for not letting you stick your tongue down my throat and grope my arse.
I now realise I have been a rotten friend to all my male friends and I can only apologise profusely to you all for not letting you stick your tongue down my throat and grope my arse.
quote:Originally posted by suzybean:
that teeth can be too white.
To say what I mean and mean what I say.
That I'd not have the confidence to trust her in any room that contained one of my boyfriends 
And I don't scrub up too badly!
Men (and some women) seem to lose all sense of reason when they're around her, for some obscure reason that escapes me entirely
I'm sticking with my 'gold bullion in the knickers' theory
And I don't scrub up too badly!
Men (and some women) seem to lose all sense of reason when they're around her, for some obscure reason that escapes me entirely
I'm sticking with my 'gold bullion in the knickers' theory
quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:
Thanks Noirin.
I now realise I have been a rotten friend to all my male friends and I can only apologise profusely to you all for not letting you stick your tongue down my throat and grope my arse.
I echo this. I hereby apologise to all my male friends for my shameless lack of understanding that friendship with the opposite sex entails the odd tongue sarnie, dry hump, boob and bumcakes grope, duvet fumblings et al.
In future I will happily allow all of the above and if anyone should point out that you do in fact have a partner (of whatever standing) I will cheerfully and resoundedly say 'bring it on', 'I don't give a ****' and 'he's mine now'.
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
On LF last night, the fragrant and so verymanipulativemisunderstood Noirin, gave us one of her messianic offerings.
Once again dear forum, she said that she hoped that we were all learning from her. This got me to pondering what have I learned from Noirin.
Well, that simply popping to WHSmith, purchasing a Sharpie and drawing on a pair of comedy glasses can be just as effective as Schema Therapy.
Please feel free to add how Noirin has enlightened you, or indeed, changed your life.
i've learned i'm still happy i was born gay and didnt have to deal with women like that.
quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:
Thanks Noirin.
I now realise I have been a rotten friend to all my male friends and I can only apologise profusely to you all for not letting you stick your tongue down my throat and grope my arse.
Call yourself a friend? hmmmmph....
I've learned that I never want to be in the position of being asked if I want M time and that I would never ever ever platt a 35 year old mummys boy's hair
I've learned that it's us Fat Ones with crooked noses that get their man.
As I lie here in Casualty, I have learned that it is probably best to use plastic not metal coathangers when attempting to impress people with Noirin's nipple twirling party trick
Also probably not best to try out your new skills in your local Bingo hall
Also probably not best to try out your new skills in your local Bingo hall
I have learned that although Siavash is 50% of the terrible duo, Noirin gets 95% of the blame.
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
I have learned, from Noirin, that talking about your ex all the time is REALLY cringey, and makes you sound a leeetle bit 'dumped'.
(sorry, I am scraping the barrel there.... I really couldn't think of anything else!)
Especially when 5 other people in one confined space are after you and you are after 2 of them.
I've learned beauty is only skin deep, and that if Videostar makes an immediate prediction about a HM, he's usually proved right.
Much of the above and to never buy clothes from Dunnes Stores
i have learned that i had no idea what illustrious ,noble and moral company i have been allowed to post with on this forum, it makes me humble.
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
I've also learned that the women in the country next door are a big pile of slags
**this amuses me no end
woah there tiger... no need for such a statement! thats a bit like saying all mooslims are terrorists?!
I am relieved to know that i have never ever been a bitch,despite some times wondering if i behaved a bit unfairly.
I have learnt that it is ok to inflate my ego,regardless of the cost to others.
Thank you Noirrin
Maggie
I have learnt that it is ok to inflate my ego,regardless of the cost to others.
Thank you Noirrin
Maggie
quote:Originally posted by Mummy Maz:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
I've also learned that the women in the country next door are a big pile of slags
**this amuses me no end
woah there tiger... no need for such a statement! thats a bit like saying all mooslims are terrorists?!
don't blame me...Noirin said it was the truth
I have watched and learned how not become a complete joke on national TV 
I have learned that this year's BB is crap.
I have learned that it appears to be ok on here to threaten violence towards people on the TV who are playing in a "reality game show".
I have learned that it appears to be ok on here to threaten violence towards people on the TV who are playing in a "reality game show".
How difficult it is to have so many men wanting to shagfany yo at the same time!
quote:Originally posted by figtree:
How difficult it is to have so many menwanting to shagfany yo at the same time!
Oh my and we haven't even been introduced
I've learnt that I'm nothing like those 
people in that house.
I'm normal and PROUD !!!
people in that house.I'm normal and PROUD !!!
I've learned that I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf 
I'm still learning
I've learned that Noirin speaks honestly. She honestly likes male attention, whether it be right or wrong, not well thought out, or seemingly callous and bitchy. At least she can stand by her VT considering the pitiful 'talent' on offer this year.
Noirin deserves to stay!
Noirin deserves to stay!
I would very much LIKE TO LEARN what Noirin would do if some serious competition, in terms of a couple of stunning women, walked into that House........preferably bringing her ex-boyfriend in with them
I've learned that I have been a crap friend to all my male friends for years 