Our ability to show our feeling's, embrace our fellow man, verbally express love in it's many forms and our empathy with all living creatures.

 

 

Oh and allotments.

 

 

 

Toasted teacake (with Lur Pak butter on) and a cuppa 

Large natural erections ?!?!?!

Lurpak?

 

Who wants to tell her?

FILF!! 

Wha? 

Was watching a Gena Rowlands to be fair   

It's Nordic Noir  

Apologising to your doctor for your illness not being severe enough thus wasting his time.

Lurpak  -  lol

 

What! you can actually get to see your doctor !!!  

 

 

I know, but everything is nothing without Lur Pak 

Going for a check up and your GP calls the receptionist in to take a photie.

You should learn to do a selfie 

Ah, but that only applies to those who have a guilty concience (sp) and who are swinging the lead 

LMAO! I was wondering when selfies would come up in this fred 

Saying - 'Shall we have a nice cup of tea?'

 

as opposed to a horrible one. Or - are you going anywhere nice for your holidays?' As if you'd go anywhere not nice.

Wincing when someone asks if they can 'get' a cup of coffee.

Not only that but a sandwich or some such other 

It's can I have, not can I get 

Exactly 

Or, as in being in Greggs. You hand the sandwich over and you say........just the sandwich please  

From the Oxford Dictionary:-

Spelling help

Queuing is usually spelled without an e before the i, although queueing is also correct.

 

If you had paid attention in the grammar class you would know that in most cases 'E' and 'I' perform the same function and so are rarely seen together in a word.

 

Also it is 'IT'S QUEUEING etc...'

Since we are going down the pedantic route....it is actually MAY I have....?

You wouldn't just say "May i have"

Cos people wouldn't know what you wanted.

 

*walks away all smug and uppety*

Yeah but not to put too fine a point on it................. 

I didn't say 'May I have?' I said 'May I have....?' The dots representing whatever it is you are asking for.

So why didn't you say a similar thing to sprout?

Not sure about Gregg-ses but we were in Couplands buying a couple of curd tarts today. It wouldn't matter whether we said,  "may I?" Or even the dreadful, "can I get?" Before we could say anything the chick behind the counter started telling the youngest grandson, in an animated fashion, and with much ho-ho-ing, about how satan and a couple of his elves had been in earlier to buy pasties. The poor lad was left a nervous wreck.

SPROUT you're a tit.

Fluffy told me to say it . . . ?

Best typo of the thread

Alas! No!

 

 

Despite being correcteded with my bad spells of the werds queueueing I still think the stuff ^ holds true - Saint - I love you man.

 

 

 

cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off and toasted tea cakes/crumpets or pikelets

Straw boater - very British

Well you singled her out #fluffgate

 

You've been waiting gawd knows how long to say that haven't you 

 

Good job it's not a problem to me. Sticks and stones and all that you know 

 

 

To me those things are English, not British. In Scotland a crumpet is more like a crèpe. Although we can buy an English Crumpet, we don't have an equivalent. We do have Pancakes, but I believe a Scottish pancake is different to an English pancake. Not sure about that, but otherwise, why are they labelled SCOTTISH pancakes?

Again, to me that's English, not British. No punting on the Thames for us Scots!