Hahahahahaha that made me larf.

I accidentally saw a naked pic of Mrs Woods yesterday

Its only an accident if you didn't put  'naked pics of Mrs Woods' into your google bar Leccy.

Nooo it was a clicky link and it said Elin earlier (in a discussion about Tiger and stuff) I thought it was some ranting angry wife stuff. 

Oh was she naked when she put the golf club through his window? I say. No shame.

is that what the lil shit did? i have  been trying to find out what these 'rife internet rumours were' i thought rife till i try to bliddy google them

Go mrs woods, hope she divorces his cheating arse and takes a large proportion of his money.

I wouldnt ever throw anything through the window but when i found my x huband cheating i did a car naughty on his week old car

I got a stone and scribed "I f***ed C**** B****" down one side, down the other i scribed "C***** B*****sucked my c***" and i sribed the word "C.U..." .(well you know) accross the bonnet.

I felt guilty the next day for about an hour. He had to drive it to work where the offening girl worked ...and whos husband didnt know at that point

You know its true gurl.

Brilliant.*writes down in notebook*

I was so excited to tell you my naked Mrs Woods story that I forgot to answer this question.

My old next door neighbour put a brick through her fella's window, they got back together days later and she paid for the repair

To cause maximum pain it would have to be summat he really loved I reckon, so that would be his food processor or knife block.

My husband is an odd man

 I like your style...

Gyps, you are my hero

he took it to the garage to see what they could do and apparently the bloke got his mate and they both had a good look at it. Then after a few mins they turned to my x and one said "so are you the cu.. then" and the other sniggered. He said he was mortified. marvelous.

Oh I wonder what he did to her car?

You are a genius, Gyps! 

it took him a further year before he would believe she had an affair however he did in the end and my x confirmed it to him. Last i heard, she recently had to take 2 months off work with depression awwww

*files nails*

My heart bleeds for him Gyps. NOT (I'm going all 90's street today)

Edit to say: that him is x him not CB's husband.

gyps, thats fabulous

I love the taste of C''t scratched on a car of a cheating barsteward in the morning

Looks like his wife chased him with one of his own golf clubs. "Allegedly

Have you seen the add at the top of the page is now for golf with the headline 'IMPROVE YOUR SWING'

I think I would throw all his gadgets through our bedroom window to land and the roof of his car (not that I'll ever have too cause he's to lazy to have an affair , but he's my lazy lump).

Har har! at least it's not Tiger's photo Gyps.

why oh why did he do it? i mean what can he possibly be getting that hes not already got?

He was cheating for 2 years?? I'd have tied him to a chair and practised my swing with a solid golf club and his balls

Well done Gyps And an abundance of fake sympathy for poor depressed tart *farts*

According to a highly reliable source (I can't remember which red top it was, I spied it when I was geting a coffee). Oh just listening to the news on the radio some US mag as him pleeding with MsX to change her voicemail, 'Can you please take your name off your voicemail?' The durty durty dawg.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8391350.stm

mmm hmmmm

Baaaaaad Tiger

"He has been fiercely protective of his personal life, and his clean-cut image has helped him amass a fortune through product endorsements and appearance fees. "

I wonder how many if those endorsements he is going to lose over this.

"Those feelings should be shared by us alone."

I think that's what got the tosser in trouble in the first place

I read that it was 6 months ago since he started the affair but whether it's two years or 6 months both coincide with when his wife Elin had just had a baby.

Maybe poor Tiger wiger was feeling neglected and thought it was acceptable to have an affair as his wife's attention was obviously focused on being a new mum?

Gawd he's really snivelling now that he has been caught  out, Pah!

I think this is an appropriate place to put this

Job at the FBI - The FBI had an opening for an assassin .

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists - two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . kill her!! 'The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife..' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the f#cking chair.'


MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

His crock pot *nods*

Careless driving is a serious charge, for a top golfer.

All those winter warmer meals!

My partner doesn't have a 4 x 4 or a mini.

Well now I remember I don't actually have a partner.

Apparently thats really common