Lick his own penis, what a dickhead
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Jeff Brazier has confirmed rumours that he can lick his own penis.
The TV presenter, who has previously admitted to being "proud" of the size of his manhood, admitted that he had a 'special party trick'.
Brazier said: "I do! I've not performed it for some time, but it originated from when I was an apprentice at Leyton Orient.
"The older pros had noticed that I had a talent, and one night, when I was on reserves, one of them said to me, 'I bet you could probably suck your own thingy, couldn't you?' And then another one went, 'Go on, try it!'"
He continued: "I did, yeah. I was young and pretty impressionable. I managed to touch myself with my tongue. I didn't spend too long down there, I have to say. It was just making the contact that was the impressive part. But I think it was just to do with being young and flexible.
"I've not tried recently. I did it for everyone when I was on Shipwrecked. We were all a bit down 'cos it had been raining, and the cameras were off, so I was like, 'Hey everyone, have a look at this!'... It's legendary!"
Brazier added: "I feel lucky that I've been given a good few inches above average."
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Yuck!
I've often wondered if a man could do 'that' to himself, would he?
Yes, I have a weird mind
I've often wondered if a man could do 'that' to himself, would he?
Yes, I have a weird mind
*i've not tried it recently* we believe you Jeff 
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I've often wondered if a man could do 'that' to himself, would he?
They all would. Every last one of them. Admitting it...well that's another discussion.
Ah Boys will be boys eh?
My research tells me that many, many, many boys will have tried it (self-fellatio)
But, as you would expect when males talk about their sexual abilities, much of it is prone to wild exaggeration.
Alexis Arquette (of the family of actors) is a noted exponent of the skill.
Or rather was. Alexis underwent gender re-assignment and is now female.
So the old saying "If you want something doing well, do it yourself" no longer applies to him her.
My research tells me that many, many, many boys will have tried it (self-fellatio)
But, as you would expect when males talk about their sexual abilities, much of it is prone to wild exaggeration.
Alexis Arquette (of the family of actors) is a noted exponent of the skill.
Or rather was. Alexis underwent gender re-assignment and is now female.
So the old saying "If you want something doing well, do it yourself" no longer applies to him her.
my hubby says if he could get a couple of ribs removed he'd have no need for me 
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They all would. Every last one of them. Admitting it...well that's another discussion.
They wouldn't leave the house long enough to be able to admit it to anyone
He could have posted in that other thread and walked away with the prize - Still think he's a bit of a fikk himbo though 
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They wouldn't leave the house long enough to be able to admit it to anyone
Hahaha
Ref: Darlo
"Lick his own penis, what a lickhead"
You're so right Darlo
"Lick his own penis, what a lickhead"
You're so right Darlo
Perhaps he should go in The Archers thread to see if he can get his head round Harry's character. (see what I did there?)
My fave quote from Le Brazier in that piece:
" I managed to touch myself with my tongue. I didn't spend too long down there"
Well quite
" I managed to touch myself with my tongue. I didn't spend too long down there"
Well quite
So what?
My dog can do that!
My dog can do that!
I dont think id want to see that 
Ron Jeremy can do it...
I've seen that.
I've seen that.
You'll go blind Croc!
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They all would. Every last one of them.
Absobloodylutely!
If I could do that, I'd never leave my bedroom again. 
What a twat. 
Detest the little shit.
Detest the little shit.
What a claim to fame
My OH read this and his reply was "should I try?" my reply was "please God yes....and give me some peace"
My OH read this and his reply was "should I try?" my reply was "please God yes....and give me some peace"
LOL Cagney!
Frankly I bet Brazier is making this up, to try and make out he has a big dick.
He definately IS one !!!
Frankly I bet Brazier is making this up, to try and make out he has a big dick.
He definately IS one !!!