So - what would you do.....

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rusticana

I think that C4 have taken a basically great programme and over the past 9 years have driven it further and further into the gutter that even the gutter press are no longer interested.

A new company should take it up and do the following:-

1. Take 12 housemates and run the show for 10 weeks - no newbies - only if one walks.

2. The HMs would get up at 8.00am and 'work' from 9 to 12 doing charity work - assembling poppies/sunflowers/daffodils for various charities.

3. The food would be provided from a limited menu list - ensuring good wholesome food and a selection of various meats etc to give some variety.

4. Luxuries - sweets, cigs etc would be earned from the charity work.

5. The prize fund would be split into 10 equal parts and each part allocated to one week.

6. The tasks would all be quantifiable numerically - no 'judging' and each would be measured as a percentage achievement - that percentage would be applied to the prize fund for that week and the result banked for the winner. The tasks should be both entertaining, challenging and educational (build a car engine - wallpaper, paint and decorate a room)

7. The nomination process would be to nominate two HMs each week the highest two being given imunity - all the rest go up for public vote.

8. No messing with the fundamental rules by BB.

9. Scrap the rubbish that is BBLB and BBBM and restore DR Uncut and the psycology programme with a GOOD presenter who is professional and UNBIASED.

10. MOST IMPORTANT - RESTORE LIVEFEED.

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captain marblesMember

Back to basics is the one option they haven't tried amonst all the gimmicks they used to pander to Heat and the rest of the gossip mags. Making them work all day is a good idea. How are we supposed to be entertained by people moaning that they are bored out of their skulls?

8/28/092:35 AM

charmerMember

they made a mistake when they decided to give HMs that astro turf stuff, instead of having to maintain the garden
oh and the chickens-bring them back aswell

8/28/092:39 AM

mummymazMember

i'm really not interested in 10 people sitting around doing chardieee work ... sorry

8/28/092:46 AM

Teddy BleadsMember

I think they should have a house that's made up of of half stock characters who all have similar values and half of interesting individulas to that the similar ones can block vote out the characters one by one and spend the rest of the show singing Leona Lewis songs.

Oh wait...

8/28/093:17 AM

DemantoidMember

Chickens. Porridge. Veg garden. Hot water for an hour after alarm call goes off.
Instant ejection for rule breaks such as discussing noms, refusing to nom, or threatening behaviour. 24-hour live feed with choice of cameras to follow.

In short - back to basics.

8/28/093:34 AM

Felix123Member

Not keen on them getting up early if there were LF. One of the things I liked was getting on with real life and not being tempted to vegitate watching them, it's my weak will you see.

Rule breaks and nom system certainly needs an overhaul, so having HMs earn their place is always a good one. Anyone who fails a task through lack of effort, goes up for eviction.
Like the earning the prize money fund, that can tie in with tasks.

8/28/093:43 AM

fzMember

quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
Chickens. Porridge. Veg garden. Hot water for an hour after alarm call goes off.
Instant ejection for rule breaks such as discussing noms, refusing to nom, or threatening behaviour. 24-hour live feed with choice of cameras to follow.

In short - back to basics.

And no one who has ever been on TV before....

8/28/093:45 AM

littleleicesterfoxMember

Number 1 - BRING BACK THE CHICKENS!!!

That is all

8/28/093:47 AM

ContessaQMember

no convenience food
no sliced bread
give them pasta, spuds, meat, fruit and veg and all the ingredients to make everything from scratch.
a propper garden and chickens.
oh and just for wickedness a pig that they have to fatten and then after a few weeks bb take the pig away and a few days later give them a nice pork joint, some sausages and bacon

8/28/094:16 AM

DemantoidMember

quote:
Originally posted by fz:
quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
Chickens. Porridge. Veg garden. Hot water for an hour after alarm call goes off.
Instant ejection for rule breaks such as discussing noms, refusing to nom, or threatening behaviour. 24-hour live feed with choice of cameras to follow.

In short - back to basics.

And no one who has ever been on TV before....

And no-one who's already been through the audition process and has been on the waiting list since 2005.

8/28/094:27 AM

ContessaQMember

quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
quote:
Originally posted by fz:
quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
Chickens. Porridge. Veg garden. Hot water for an hour after alarm call goes off.
Instant ejection for rule breaks such as discussing noms, refusing to nom, or threatening behaviour. 24-hour live feed with choice of cameras to follow.

In short - back to basics.

And no one who has ever been on TV before....

And no-one who's already been through the audition process and has been on the waiting list since 2005.

and no one from any modeling/acting agencies.

8/28/094:31 AM

fzMember

quote:
Originally posted by ContessaQ:
quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
quote:
Originally posted by fz:
quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
Chickens. Porridge. Veg garden. Hot water for an hour after alarm call goes off.
Instant ejection for rule breaks such as discussing noms, refusing to nom, or threatening behaviour. 24-hour live feed with choice of cameras to follow.

In short - back to basics.

And no one who has ever been on TV before....

And no-one who's already been through the audition process and has been on the waiting list since 2005.

and no one from any modeling/acting agencies.

And at the first whiff of a sob story they get booted.

8/28/094:33 AM

Former Member

And how about not allowing anyone in who has had breast implants?

8/28/094:45 AM

rusticanaMember

[quote]Originally posted by ContessaQ:

quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:

quote:
Originally posted by fz:

quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
Chickens. Porridge. Veg garden. Hot water for an hour after alarm call goes off.
Instant ejection for rule breaks such as discussing noms, refusing to nom, or threatening behaviour. 24-hour live feed with choice of cameras to follow.

In short - back to basics.

And no one who has ever been on TV before....

And no-one who's already been through the audition process and has been on the waiting list since 2005.

and no one from any modeling/acting agencies.

And at the first whiff of a sob story they get booted.[/quote

now now steady - I can hear the chains on the straight jackets rattling already.

8/28/094:48 AM

DemantoidMember

quote:
Originally posted by fz:
quote:
Originally posted by ContessaQ:
quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
quote:
Originally posted by fz:
quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
Chickens. Porridge. Veg garden. Hot water for an hour after alarm call goes off.
Instant ejection for rule breaks such as discussing noms, refusing to nom, or threatening behaviour. 24-hour live feed with choice of cameras to follow.

In short - back to basics.

And no one who has ever been on TV before....

And no-one who's already been through the audition process and has been on the waiting list since 2005.

and no one from any modeling/acting agencies.

And at the first whiff of a sob story they get booted.

And (they never used to allow them in) no teenagers

8/28/094:55 AM

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