Actually, I suppose you can score a doctorate. I was brought up to think a doctorate was 'awarded', but what do I know? 

Soooooo... what shall we talk about now?

Could someone please finally explain to me, in simple terms, the butterfly theory? Thank you.

I need the loo. Laters.

Yep! She scored a doctorate! She really is a Doctor. Her knowledge of Lemurs is sans pareil ! I can't do italics on m'phone.

If you needed the loo in Madagascar you would find a piece of land without a marker stick and then dig a small depression. You must always carry a marker stick with you.

Now! The butterfly theory is quite complex.

Night Xochi 

If you can imagine a butterfly in Madagascar (without a marker stick-too heavy they can't carry them) flapping it's wings, then it can set off a chain of events, which might result in some sorta Korean conflagration.

Why couldn't I just loo on someone else's marker stick? 

Night Aims.   Sorry to be so uninterested. But marker sticks are far more important than your snaffles. 

Because you might squat over someone else's er, doings. If the previous person hasn't followed the rules you may even stand in it.

Ahhh! Of course! You put all the elements together in such understandable order. You are truly the forum sage.  Surely it would be duck wings in N Korea though? 

A bit like using toilets in France some decades ago then. 

Indeed! You may even lose your loose change down there.

Ah! That's why they use a marker stick! 

Anyway, that concludes today's entertainment for me. Good luck with your snaffle quest Judith! All of Madagascar is behind you.

Thanks Carport. I'll sleep well in the knowledge some of the most poisonous creatures on the planet are behind me tonight. 

Furthermore, I can't be arsed to go for a snaffle right now. Too far to go imo.  So nite snafflers (unless I fail to sleep). 

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