I don't trust any of them.
When the dog says repeatedly you're going to jail you're diving with Tom Daley.
*sings*
Hang down your head Tom Daley,
Hang down your head and wail.
Hang down your head Tom Daley,
Poor boy, you're going to jail! 
with appologies!
I should think so too 
Not in tune at all
You just read my search history, didn't you? Incredible. I was just about to post a photo of that very club I spent some time in when I worked in Soho. 
You missed the French House.
Pretty easy to hack 
Lord Aitken eh?
Pretty easy to hack
Lord Aitken eh?
If you posted this pic you could have saved me the bother.
Pretty easy to hack
Lord Aitken eh?
Yeah. Bit embarrassed about that.
She was a runner for Paul Raymond and worked her way up.
Two days she lasted.
You're getting a bit dictatorial about the rules Carport. 
Good heavens!
Card counter.
She was a runner for Paul Raymond and worked her way up.
Two days she lasted.
Yep. Got spotted by National Magazine Co. 
I don't trust any of them.
When the dog says repeatedly you're going to jail you're diving with Tom Daley.
*sings*
Hang down your head Tom Daley,
Hang down your head and wail.
Hang down your head Tom Daley,
Poor boy, you're going to jail!
with appologies!
I've been dying to have the opportunity to post this gif for ages. Thank you.
Good heavens!
OK Fluffs, what part of random don't you get?!
Was fairly PC too!
I'm never having a go
You know that I hope 
Good heavens!
OK Fluffs, what part of random don't you get?!
The bit that keeps giving me snaffles!
Good heavens!
OK Fluffs, what part of random don't you get?!
The bit that keeps giving me snaffles!
Top answer!
I'm never having a go
You know that I hope
Of course Velvet. We know you are above such mundane frippery.
I'm never having a go
You know that I hope
You're doing your best to snaffle though Donks.
Nite Moonie 
Night moonie, see you for tomorrow's snaffle-fest.
Goodnight all. Sleep well 
Nitey nite moonman.
So, where were we?
In Dr Who world.
The pages are just flying by!
Really? Spill, who's the dastardly culprit? 
Aeroflot.
You're absolutely right! So, I'm very Charing Cross! 
One word you don't want to read going to Aberdeen.
Aeroflot.
So, where were we?
Ah, silly me! We're doing random, so it doesn't really matter where we were or are. 
One word you don't want to read going to Aberdeen.
Aeroflot or Aberdeen? 
Dinnae take the Micky oot the Granite City.
You're next TV cop is working on his street angles.
And it's gonna be bigger than Morse.
Dinnae take the Micky oot the Granite City.
You're next TV cop is working on his street angles.
And it's gonna be bigger than Morse.
I hope its Rankin!
It's Nord Noir give or take a few degrees
My maternal grandmother was born in Aberdeen.
She gets bumped off in the first episode
It's Nord Noir give or take a few degrees
Good news! Well, at least from degrees west.
She gets bumped off in the first episode
Who, my grandmother?
She gets bumped off in the first episode
Who, my grandmother?
Good grief no! She survives until the third series! 
Popping in again.
Looks like we're getting close.
It's like a pop up.
She gets bumped off in the first episode
Who, my grandmother?
Good grief no! She survives until the third series!
Aah, that's OK then. You may continue.
Card counter.
Looks like we're getting close.
It's like a pop up.
Looks like I popped up higher than everyone else, again.
Card counter.
Nay, nay and thrice nay.
Meanwhile, back in the unreal world, its page 156 or so! Also heading for a late nite snaffle if Fluffs would only go to bed!
Formula 4.
The Russkis cracked that one with Yuri Gagarin.
What is the formula to calculate the displacement of water?
What you put into it is what you get out of it.
Card counter.
Nay, nay and thrice nay.
Have you caught that show on ITV2 or summat? Plebs? Very Up Pompeii except with modern adolescents.
What is the formula to calculate the displacement of water?
What you put into it is what you get out of it.
that sounds slightly rood Xochi 
It may do but, despite my own filthy mind, it wasn't meant to be!
What is the formula to calculate the displacement of water?
Can't remember, but it might come back to me if I don't think about it.
Formula 4.
The Russkis cracked that one with Yuri Gagarin.
But what's Formula 4?
It's a light race car with a 1.0 litre turbo.
Sponsored by the KGB.
What is the formula to calculate the displacement of water?
What you put into it is what you get out of it.
that sounds slightly rood Xochi
It may do but, despite my own filthy mind, it wasn't meant to be!
Card counter.
Nay, nay and thrice nay.
Have you caught that show on ITV2 or summat? Plebs? Very Up Pompeii except with modern adolescents.
No. I wasn't too sure if it would be any good.
V2- V1
V1 is the Initial Volume and V2 is the Final Volume. To obtain the Initial volume, measure the amount of water you have in your instrument before putting the object in and record that value. Lastly, measure the amount of water you have now that you've dropped your object in. Record this value too. Now you have your initital and final volume and are almost ready to get your Density! Mass, by the way, is a given. All you have to do is basically weigh whatever object you have 
Card counter.
Nay, nay and thrice nay.
Have you caught that show on ITV2 or summat? Plebs? Very Up Pompeii except with modern adolescents.
No. I wasn't too sure if it would be any good.
I laughed a lot. Its fun, have a look!
Incidentally - I googled then I C&P'd - I haven;t the faintest clue what you're talking about. My scientific knowledge is zero.
SWSK = 0
V2- V1
V1 is the Initial Volume and V2 is the Final Volume. To obtain the Initial volume, measure the amount of water you have in your instrument before putting the object in and record that value. Lastly, measure the amount of water you have now that you've dropped your object in. Record this value too. Now you have your initital and final volume and are almost ready to get your Density! Mass, by the way, is a given. All you have to do is basically weigh whatever object you have
Brilliant Soozy. Thanks
Did you know that veils worn by women at funerals where thought to prevent the women from the spirit of the dead?
And the ones they wear at weddings mean...? 
Did you know that veils worn by women at funerals where thought to prevent the women from the spirit of the dead?
And the ones they wear at weddings mean...?
Erm..well..hmmm I dunno I was watching a program about superstitions and the veil thing came up
To much info Joe
He could sell sand to an eskimo.
Did you know that veils worn by women at funerals where thought to prevent the women from the spirit of the dead?
And the ones they wear at weddings mean...?
To ward-off the living evil spirits. i.e. the in-laws!
Ut + UUx = šUxx;
Equation for Burgers apparently!
Of course I do! It was a polemical triumph! 
Although I could argue about the the Brandenburg Treatise in this respect.
Did you know that veils worn by women at funerals where thought to prevent the women from the spirit of the dead?
And the ones they wear at weddings mean...?
Y war-off the living evil spirits. i.e. the in-laws!
Of course I do! It was a polemical triumph! Although I could argue about the the Brandenburg Treatise in this respect.
I'll maybe try again
Ack! Here she is!
I maybe wont bother
Arse! 
Sorry, it's getting late and my fingers are falling asleep.
