Got up in the night to go to the loo and walked into the door frame, I now have a bust lip  I've moved on from destroying white goods 

Hi snaffle thief aimee

I deserved that ^ 

I must have been using my Crystal ball

Trying to be clever cost me the snaffle 

I hope you didnt damage the door 

I haven't checked yet 

Aimee - we really were separated at birth. I've walked into my new bathroom door three times in the past couple of weeks - we moved it forward in the revamp and it still hasn't registered on my brain (Mr Woo keeps doing it too) - people will think we've been having a scrap.

I got a fat lip at Flamingoland last week too - went on the watersplash - just as we were going over the top the wind blew my waterproof protection off my legs - I bent forward to pull it back on and my hood fell back - I smashed my mouth on the barrier.

I came off the ride soaked to the skin and battered and bruised!! 

What we like 

*says nowt*

pinches moonie 

Oi! 

no one about 

just me then 

Looks in moonies bag 

I'm shocked 

machels bag next 

why am I not surprised 

ummm 

They are all hiding waiting to pounce 

gets ready 

they've gone on holiday and left me behind haven't they 

I hope they bring me some rock 

or a kiss me quick hat 

or 

a 

toffee