due

Arf.  

Hehe! I knew you were there Xochl, just wondered which one of us would get the snaffle.I'm dead tired now, so will take myself off to my nice warm bed now.

Night

Night Fluffs.  

I could be in for the long stretch. Go for the double?

Ack. Thought I had the thread to myself! Hi there Jen! 

I reckon I'm being modded.  When I bid goodnight to Fluffs then Jen pops up when I post. Its a conspiracy I tell ya. 

Hells bells! What does a girl have to do to get a bit of peace around here?! 

Phew. 

I have banished my foes. 

Not that I don't love my foes you understand! 

So what am I going to do this Bank Holiday I hear you cry.

Well, nothing much, as you ask. 

I might unload the dishwasher. 

Might charge my new iPad. 

I love my iPad. Wish I knew how to use it! 

So I watched 'The Village' again. What a pile of shite its turning into. 

I changed my toothpaste this week. Hate it. 

My bro' cut the lawn at bloody last today! 

Don't you hate dandylions though? There is one bastad on my terrace right now. 

I suffer from cat turf wars you know. 

I saw Sam from next door creeping along the windowsill. Lazy bugga. 

He is very elderly so I should be more understanding. 

Mind you, his sister, Daisy is the same age and very lithe and can jump anywhere. 

Did I tell you about the pigeon that came down my chimney last year! 

So I'd heard all sorts of kerfuffle up the chimney, right/

I thought the chimney was about to fall down for a couple of days.

All sorts of stuff came down over the course of a few days.

So it seems the pigeon had got stuck in the chimney and over the course of a few days lost enough weight to fall into my fireplace! 

The birdy sat on my grate for a few moments. I panicked and phoned a neighbour to help me.

Amazingly, me and my neighbour managed to shepherd the birdy out of the room without any deposits left behind. 

Probably because it had no deposits to leave as it had been trapped in my chimney for a good few days. 

I've already told you about the fox. 

The replacement carpet is brilliant!

And my SIL replaced the savaged slippers. 

Mind you, worried about the warm weather now in case another one gets in my patio windows.