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Can you remember my neighbour being locked out, well they phoned the council to get the window repaired, when the inspector came out his wife made out that someone had tried to break in so they wouldn't get charged with the damage, as he was leaving a pco officer was walking past and he had a word with her, my neighbour says she started panicking  the pco officer  knocked on and asked to look at the window and then said she would get the finger print people out , neighbour told them not to both as her husband had made it secure so his prints would be all over it, I said you should have said the burglar is upstairs in bed  she then got a letter from victim support asking if she needed counselling 

Aimee
Originally Posted by Aimee:

Can you remember my neighbour being locked out, well they phoned the council to get the window repaired, when the inspector came out his wife made out that someone had tried to break in so they wouldn't get charged with the damage, as he was leaving a pco officer was walking past and he had a word with her, my neighbour says she started panicking  the pco officer  knocked on and asked to look at the window and then said she would get the finger print people out , neighbour told them not to both as her husband had made it secure so his prints would be all over it, I said you should have said the burglar is upstairs in bed  she then got a letter from victim support asking if she needed counselling 

 See, that's what happens when you tell porkies.

Yogi19
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Aimee:

Can you remember my neighbour being locked out, well they phoned the council to get the window repaired, when the inspector came out his wife made out that someone had tried to break in so they wouldn't get charged with the damage, as he was leaving a pco officer was walking past and he had a word with her, my neighbour says she started panicking  the pco officer  knocked on and asked to look at the window and then said she would get the finger print people out , neighbour told them not to both as her husband had made it secure so his prints would be all over it, I said you should have said the burglar is upstairs in bed  she then got a letter from victim support asking if she needed counselling 

 See, that's what happens when you tell porkies.

I couldn't stop laughing 

Aimee
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Baz:

By the way Snafflers.... I was watching a programme today, and apparently Snaffles was an artist.... just though I would throw that in

 A real artist or one of those who throws blobs of paint onto canvas?

 A proper artist.... beginning of 19c I think...

 

Yogi19

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