Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Anyway, enough about me, and my spectacles.
Indeed. How do you now intend to educate us? 
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Really? I still haven't worked it out. Are you sure it isn't a surreal vershum of Mornington Crescent.
So you're implying Mornington Crescent has a logical framework! 
Well yes! I'm an expert at Mornington Crescent. I understand the Anderson Ladder technique and the lot.
Your snaffle theory is totally random.
The main fascination is that someone called a snaffle recently, and it was! So one wonders if the "surreal snaffles" are following an unusual mathematical progression which fits in with a potential "real snaffle" mathematical progression, once every few weeks?
I find this formula certainly helps me.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
The main fascination is that someone called a snaffle recently, and it was! So one wonders if the "surreal snaffles" are following an unusual mathematical progression which fits in with a potential "real snaffle" mathematical progression, once every few weeks?
In all probability it is. 
You have to remember to incorporate standard deviation too though.
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
I find this formula certainly helps me.
See? Sooz has demonstrated the failings in your analysis.
I've incorporated Boolean algebra and existentialism and it still doesn't make any sense.
I'll take your word on Soozy's chart. I can't see a thing other than a chart.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I've incorporated Boolean algebra and existentialism and it still doesn't make any sense.
You forgot to divide by the Aristotle matrix!
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I'll take your word on Soozy's chart. I can't see a thing other than a chart.
Odd that eh? 
Much as I love the cut and thrust of academic debate about Mornington Crescent I do now need to retire to rest my pulsating mind.
It measures about 10mm by 5mm on my 'phone, and there may be some structures and writing within.
Right Ta-ra then.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
It measures about 10mm by 5mm on my 'phone, and there may be some structures and writing within.
My pulsating brain is only that large?!
No wonder my snaffles are so sparse. 
I keep going off on a tangent.
Isn't that beautiful? Apparently the 50th anniversary of the discovery of DNA is coming up this year!
Apparently the Francis Crick family sold off his Nobel Prize medal this week!
Alternatively, science can be used to this end.
This ain't gonna pan out is it?
There's probably scores of post until a snaffle, but I hope I've entertained you all! 
Deffo off, and to the snaffler the spoils!
10 points to the snaffler who guesses what I dreamt about making last night
I'm hungry now!
Aaaaand that's a wrap
Spaghetti Bol?
Wrong thread Joe. The elusive spag bol is in the Masterchef thread.
But but, summer has just posted a load of pictures of brandy snaps.
Once again, it's one law for the harridan clique, and one for the horny handed sons of toil.
I will never be forced out. Do you hear? Never!
Morning snifflers
I like brandy snaps
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
But but, summer has just posted a load of pictures of brandy snaps. Once again, it's one law for the harridan clique, and one for the horny handed sons of toil. I will never be forced out. Do you hear? Never!
Originally Posted by Aimee:
I like brandy snaps
I didn't see any brandy snaps - I saw pancakes/crumpets/crepes and wraps, but no brandy snaps. Unless Scottish ones are different to English ones.