My nag didn't win I just went to put down my glass of water and tipped the whole lot on the carpet someone must of spiked it
Did I really do that?
YES
a very crafty opportunist snaffle
Twiddles Thumbs
what you waiting for
Twiddles Toes
Scratches bum
Picks nose
Blows nose on sleeve
Oh dear, here we go again.
Makes cuppa, spits in Moonies
Makes cuppa, spits in Moonies
Empties commode
I think I have a mad half hour each day
No toilet roll left, uses Moonies sleeve
oomph
No toilet roll left, uses Moonies sleeve
*puts on mod hat. Makes more notes about Aimie. Takes mod hat off again*
oh gosh
quick post
have to dash
something to do
but
before
I
go
I
must
get
another snaffle!
Bye.
I think I have a mad half hour each day
usually as each snaffle approaches
I think I have a mad half hour each day
usually as each snaffle approaches
Transportation for me
deportation
in a submarine