Looks like one for the RSPCA. I 'm shocked that you would support these secret tortoise fighting clubs.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Looks like one for the RSPCA. I 'm shocked that you would support these secret tortoise fighting clubs.
I'm shocked you're shocked. Inasmuchas, there aren't such things as tortoises! 
Really? You've just spoilt Blue Peter for me.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Really? You've just spoilt Blue Peter for me.
They simply put a shell in a cardboard box. What's not to get here? Don't forget Blue Peter has a record for dissembling. 
Are you now going to tell me that Baby Elephants are also a frigment of my imagination?
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Are you now going to tell me that Baby Elephants are also a frigment of my imagination?
Probably. They do however exist but you should see a doctor about the frigment. 
Forgot the keys. 
Ah! You are entering the area of my specialist subjects.
It was The Hood, with the lead piping, in the conservatory.
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Forgot the keys.
*runs back inside for keys to Thunderbird 1 from brown handbag rather than the usual black one*
Pete is a bit close to Val. I wonder if those rumours were true?
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Those were the days before elf and safety! 
I'm orf, fellow snafflers. 
If I can't settle I may be back to pass the time.
Obviously I'm not a fellow snaffler Judith, but I may see you around.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Obviously I'm not a fellow snaffler Judith, but I may see you around.
Maybe. But I've got bigger issues on my mind so couldn't possibly fool around in a thread like this. 
Indeed! I'm in the same position. I just wanted you all to know that I'm not joining in.
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Obviously I'm not a fellow snaffler Judith, but I may see you around.
Maybe. But I've got bigger issues on my mind so couldn't possibly fool around in a thread like this.
That's okay then
Just wanted you to know Carport and me don't care about this fruitless thread.
But I'm deffo off now moonie. Promise. Enjoy your next snaffle!
I'm due a charge
Honest.
Etc.Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I'm due a charge
Yep. I clearly lied. I'm simply thinking that there are more chances of a snaffle this time of night. Not that I'm opportunistic or owt.
In honour of Spudsey.
So can you see what my theme is yet..?
Have you guessed yet? It's not easter eggs!
