Smuggling Drugs In Prison

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Just watching the Panorama repeat and they showed footage of a guy on security camera pulling a package of drugs out of his backside and handing it to his prisoner mate who then pushed the package up his own backside.

I don't think I could do that if a million quid was involved.

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fookatMember

quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
Just watching the Panorama repeat and they showed footage of a guy on security camera pulling a package of drugs out of his backside and handing it to his prisoner mate who then pushed the package up his own backside. I don't think I could do that if a million quid was involved.

arent the guards watching? how subtle can you be about putting your hands down your pants and pulling something out your arse?!

8/6/095:15 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

Location, location, location

8/6/095:16 PM

LeccyMember

I would smuggle a double decker bus up there for a million quid!

8/6/095:16 PM

Pip*Member

quote:
Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Location, location, location

8/6/095:17 PM

Queen of the High TeasMember

quote:
Originally posted by electric6:
I would smuggle a double decker bus up there for a million quid!

8/6/095:17 PM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Is that the same episode where a woman was using some children to smuggle drugs

, I remember seeing something the other day.

8/6/095:17 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Pip*:
quote:
Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Location, location, location

8/6/095:17 PM

Queen of the High TeasMember

quote:
Originally posted by fookat:

arent the guards watching? how subtle can you be about putting your hands down your pants and pulling something out your arse?!

Personally speaking I couldn't be subtle about pulling anything out of my derrier,

but this lot seem quite adept at it.

8/6/095:19 PM

fookatMember

quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
quote:
Originally posted by fookat:

arent the guards watching? how subtle can you be about putting your hands down your pants and pulling something out your arse?!

Personally speaking I couldn't be subtle about pulling anything out of my derrier, but this lot seem quite adept at it.

I guess practice makes perfect! hope there was no poo on it

8/6/095:20 PM

Pip*Member

"Personally me", I don't think I could fit anything up there, the routine bowel movement is more than enough ta much

8/6/095:20 PM

fookatMember

quote:
Originally posted by Pip*:
"Personally me", I don't think I could fit anything up there, the routine bowel movement is more than enough ta much

well a small bag of drugs is smaller than a large poo

8/6/095:21 PM

Queen of the High TeasMember

They showed a woman pulling a small packet out of her fluppence and then sticking it in her mouth too.

Dirty mare.

8/6/095:22 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
Just watching the Panorama repeat and they showed footage of a guy on security camera pulling a package of drugs out of his backside and handing it to his prisoner mate who then pushed the package up his own backside. I don't think I could do that if a million quid was involved.

It's a bum job, but there's piles of cash in it !

8/6/095:22 PM

fookatMember

quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
They showed a woman pulling a small packet out of her fluppence and then sticking it in her mouth too. Dirty mare.

fluppance

8/6/095:23 PM

Pip*Member

quote:
Originally posted by fookat:

well a small bag of drugs is smaller than a large poo

Haven't seen my poos then

8/6/095:23 PM

fookatMember

quote:
Originally posted by Pip*:
quote:
Originally posted by fookat:

well a small bag of drugs is smaller than a large poo

Haven't seen my poos then

cant say that I have...

8/6/095:24 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
They showed a woman pulling a small packet out of her fluppence and then sticking it in her mouth too. Dirty mare.

sweets! clitorisallsorts

8/6/095:24 PM

DarthhoobMember

quote:
Originally posted by electric6:
I would smuggle a double decker bus up there for a million quid!

*hands leccy the lube*

8/6/095:25 PM

Queen of the High TeasMember

quote:
Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
Just watching the Panorama repeat and they showed footage of a guy on security camera pulling a package of drugs out of his backside and handing it to his prisoner mate who then pushed the package up his own backside. I don't think I could do that if a million quid was involved.

It's a bum job, but there's piles of cash in it !

Badaboomtish.

8/6/095:26 PM

Queen of the High TeasMember

quote:
Originally posted by Darthhoob:
quote:
Originally posted by electric6:
I would smuggle a double decker bus up there for a million quid!

*hands leccy the lube*

Industrial strength I hope?

8/6/095:27 PM

DarthhoobMember

quote:
Originally posted by Pip*:
quote:
Originally posted by fookat:

well a small bag of drugs is smaller than a large poo

Haven't seen my poos then

your sig is making me LOL after that lube thread

8/6/095:27 PM

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