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Merton gets my goat if only for sitting reading the autocue on HIGNFY.
Tosspot and Vernon can go hike any time soon, and I can't comment on Dimbledum because he lives nearby (Mr C said he was a very pleasant chap).
*Disclaimer: Mr C's opinions are not necessarily reliable and are dependant on many factors including shandy consumption, time of night, and awareness of locality.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Merton gets my goat if only for sitting reading the autocue on HIGNFY.
Tosspot and Vernon can go hike any time soon, and I can't comment on Dimbledum because he lives nearby (Mr C said he was a very pleasant chap).
*Disclaimer: Mr C's opinions are not necessarily reliable and are dependant on many factors including shandy consumption, time of night, and awareness of locality.
I knew I liked you 
There isnae a strong enuff vermouth.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I knew I liked you
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Merton gets my goat if only for sitting reading the autocue on HIGNFY.
Tosspot and Vernon can go hike any time soon, and I can't comment on Dimbledum because he lives nearby (Mr C said he was a very pleasant chap).
*Disclaimer: Mr C's opinions are not necessarily reliable and are dependant on many factors including shandy consumption, time of night, and awareness of locality.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
There isnae a strong enuff vermouth.
oh 
I like Alan Carr
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I can't recall her name, but I have a lot of respect for her. She has been doing a hard job unstintingly for years; also, David Mitchell is the dog's b*llocks in this house. 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
There isnae a strong enuff vermouth.
oh I like Alan Carr
Me too 
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I can't recall her name, but I have a lot of respect for her. She has been doing a hard job unstintingly for years; also, David Mitchell is the dog's b*llocks in this house.
Shami Chakrabarti (sp)
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I agree 1000, Million percent - and I hate that phrase too.
Completely agree with that one VD.
And then again Donks...........why narrow it to celebs? 
Yes to practically all of those Velvet especially Merton who hasn't been funny for years. And Jonathan Ross.... aaaaarrgh 
But leave Alan Carr alone cos I love him
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Yes to practically all of those Velvet especially Merton who hasn't been funny for years. And Jonathan Ross.... aaaaarrgh
But leave Alan Carr alone cos I love him
As I said........why narrow it to celebs
My mental arithmetic is quite good.
Second hand.
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Yes to practically all of those Velvet especially Merton who hasn't been funny for years. And Jonathan Ross.... aaaaarrgh
But leave Alan Carr alone cos I love him
As I said........why narrow it to celebs
Hey you cheeky
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Yes to practically all of those Velvet especially Merton who hasn't been funny for years. And Jonathan Ross.... aaaaarrgh
But leave Alan Carr alone cos I love him
As I said........why narrow it to celebs
Hey you cheeky
Well maaan................. 
Yer one Dimbleby was another member of the Bullingdon Club 
Not the nomenclature I use to describe The Ant and Dec, but in fairness this is a family forum.
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by cologne 1:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I can't recall her name, but I have a lot of respect for her. She has been doing a hard job unstintingly for years; also, David Mitchell is the dog's b*llocks in this house.
Shami Chakrabarti (sp)
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Not the nomenclature I use to describe The Ant and Dec, but in fairness this is a family forum.
They're no more or less annoying than Morecambe and Wise, had they carried on. Familiarity breeds contempt, more in this country that anywhere else I know of.
IMHYCO they are a lot more annoying than M&W, Mike n Bernie Winters, the Dimblebores, and Steve Wright.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Im not liking him one bit. 
Originally Posted by stonks:
I might be the only one but
Cold cold eyes - makes me squirm
Jonathon Ross and Jimmy Carr make me Barrowman has a great sense of humour, slightly OTT at times tho. Vernon and Mrs not keen either.
I like Russells,s eyes, maybe looks cold in some poses but has a twinkle when in humour mode.
Now this is smug , maybe not telly as such but....
Awww! That's a bit unfair Squiggle! A lot of us dashingly handsome, and attractive to the opposite camp, guys may appear arrogant and smug, but we aren't really.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Awww! That's a bit unfair Squiggle! A lot of us dashingly handsome, and attractive to the opposite camp, guys may appear arrogant and smug, but we aren't really.
