Only one way to follow and I know I shouldn't..

Yes.

A wee Nicola  

Aboot time sasij heid 

Can't believe that you like him! Why?

He ain't Labour and he ain't Tory.

Ola Miss Scotty  

Yeah but he's of the same mould of current 'big name' politicians....self serving etc. etc.

No dichotomy up here Supes  

Saw through them years ago.

I think he's a t**t and on that note I'm off to bed

Better the twat you know   

Ola Mr velvet 

Salmond enchanted evening...

I know.

He could buy and sell at Westminster.

But he's just a wee numpty  

Unlike Cameroon and the back stabber.

I just can`t understand why we let someone else rule our land, cap in hand. 

I know.

Balmoral.

It's an in joke innit?  

The Duke of Rothesay my arse.

Funny how he's no the Duke Of Easterhoose.

Just dinnae roll off the tongue.

How do I like my eggs in the morning?  In honour of yer outgoing geezer. 

http://www.deliaonline.com/rec...h/eggs-benedict.html

There's the googly.

Ta. 

Meanwhile..  no tories.  That's gotta be a Kate Moss in the hand  

Open the gas fields and Bob's the dad you never knew.

Corporation tax competitive and we're sailing with Rod  

Let's face it. We've got tartan, whisky, golf, Nessie, shortbread and John Martyn.

Beats "Come on Tim" and Morris Dancing any day  

Noite  

I can't stand the spud heid eejit!

he's a big fat repulsive tosser!

We go Independant but keep the Queen,have the bank of England fiscal policy and we keep the pound.He tells us we have oil for 40 years....that long!! God knows about border control,defence, and where do we get the budget to have free prescriptions for all in Scotland and pay for the welfare state. Debt ,how much of the UK debt would Scotland inherit?.Just a thought.

In all honesty it would be like Ireland meets Iceland.

He wants to be president/King of Scotland and have his mug on stamps etc.

He needs to pay his gambling debts off and stop sleeping around ,his poor wife

He needs to get with the programme 

I'm outta here  

He wants more immigration to Scotchland.No,that won't do.

So glad to see your posts on this, I thought I was on my own on this one.

I don't normally jump onto these types of threads as they get very partisan, highly politicised and ultimately end up in arguments, but Velvet I had to throw a few of my observations into the pot being as you cited Morris Dancing (something from my neck of the woods) as being beaten.

So, where do we start.

Tartan - A cloth which originated in central Europe from around 400 BC.

Whisky - IMO a vile tasting liquid of which I have never found one I could drink, except an Irish one, which would now rank as the best.

Golf - A good walk spoilt, really who likes golf? There are better courses in Europe purely on the weather factor.

Nessie - Hey, come on. A fictitious character that does not exist. To date, no evidence exists.

Shortbread - Buttery, fattening, bland stodge. I used to get a box every Christmas (which I gave away) until I returned it one year to the sender saying "what don't you understand about me hating shortbread?" I had mentioned it on several occasions before.

John Martyn - I would have gone with Simple Minds cos they are bloody brilliant. At a push Ultravox because of Midge Ure, especially as their last album was called Brilliant.

You forgot to add Midges to your list!  

EC!!!  ... and I thought we were friends.....    

Now.. I can agree about Whisky ... and Golf... but NESSIE????  How can you slate Nessie???   Oh and shortbread... although it's better as millionaire's shortbread.

another vote here for Salmond is a wee ba' heid btw

I'll throw in Sally Magnusson and The Highland Fling.

Oh we are Kaffy, I was just having a bout of being pedantic, funny (I thought) and injecting a smidgin of fact. Oh and I could not let Velvet get away with having a pop at Morris Dancing 

Anyway, I can't afford to alienate any of my friends north of the border as I want to tour Scotland for a few months following my retirement (which is a good few years off - so I have time to save for my Winnebago).