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Originally Posted by Ducky:

People who are already going way under the speed limit but still slam their brakes on when they spot a speed camera.   

 

(I vote for an early upgrade to the caravan!!! &nbsp

 

 

and people that break the speed limit and have to take courses on Guy Fawkes day 

 

*which cost 80 quid to keep three points off their licence*

Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Ducky:

People who are already going way under the speed limit but still slam their brakes on when they spot a speed camera.   

 

(I vote for an early upgrade to the caravan!!! &nbsp

 

 

and people that break the speed limit and have to take courses on Guy Fawkes day 

 

*which cost 80 quid to keep three points off their licence*

People who break the rules and moan about it when they have to correct things       Miaaaaow 

FM
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Ducky:

Oh...that reminds me! 

 

Little niggle..... speed limits of 5 mph in a car park. My dial doesn't start until 10 mph. How do I know when I'm "doing a Dame"? 

 

 

 

stick your leg out, if you can't keep up, you're over the speed limit  

 

If I stick my leg out, how do I keep my foot on the accelerator? 

Ducky
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Ducky:

Oh...that reminds me! 

 

Little niggle..... speed limits of 5 mph in a car park. My dial doesn't start until 10 mph. How do I know when I'm "doing a Dame"? 

 

 

 

stick your leg out, if you can't keep up, you're over the speed limit  

 

If I stick my leg out, how do I keep my foot on the accelerator? 

You got two legs/feet haven't you?  Just means one has to work a lot more 

FM
Originally Posted by Sprout:
 

You got two legs/feet haven't you?  Just means one has to work a lot more 

 

But but but....do I put my accelerator foot out the drivers door, or my clutch foot out the passenger door???? Either way it's way too much like a game of Twister for my liking. 

 

Maybe I should just risk the fine. 

Ducky
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Ducky:

Oh...that reminds me! 

 

Little niggle..... speed limits of 5 mph in a car park. My dial doesn't start until 10 mph. How do I know when I'm "doing a Dame"? 

 

 

 

stick your leg out, if you can't keep up, you're over the speed limit  

 

If I stick my leg out, how do I keep my foot on the accelerator? 

 

 

Ducky, you're making this so complicated  get out and push...I guarantee you're not going to break the 5nph speed limit   

Dame_Ann_Average
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
 

You got two legs/feet haven't you?  Just means one has to work a lot more 

 

But but but....do I put my accelerator foot out the drivers door, or my clutch foot out the passenger door???? Either way it's way too much like a game of Twister for my liking. 

 

Maybe I should just risk the fine. 

That's up to you to read the rules and things and decide what's best for you 

FM
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Ducky:

Oh...that reminds me! 

 

Little niggle..... speed limits of 5 mph in a car park. My dial doesn't start until 10 mph. How do I know when I'm "doing a Dame"? 

 

 

 

stick your leg out, if you can't keep up, you're over the speed limit  

 

If I stick my leg out, how do I keep my foot on the accelerator? 

 

 

Ducky, you're making this so complicated  get out and push...I guarantee you're not going to break the 5nph speed limit   

 

Oh, how you underestimate me  

 

 

 

Ducky

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