Do you like a slap or a tickle?
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You have problems dont you 
Nope i'm just playful 
Slap. If you tickle me I WILL kill you. My boyfriend has been kicked in the face tryin to tickle my feet. It was just a knee-jerk reaction but he hasn't tried it again.
LOL thats me - i hate a tickle
I lose all control and lash out .. but its out of desperation
I hate hate hate a tickle
I lose all control and lash out .. but its out of desperation
I hate hate hate a tickle
Neither - I'm an android.
I like torture-tickling the OH, but I have to be careful because he has asthma 
Not into water sports 
Ha ha ha - who vote post menopausal - lol
I think Renton's had too much rola cola 
i'll go for the slap in the arse then
LOL, you're mad Renton ... 
I went for the 'post menopausal', but I must have been all my life.
Why do threads like this always tend to make me thing that the OP is really a 68 year old unshaven pervert dressed with black thick rimmed glasses, wearing a stained yellow vest and tartan slippers with a thin dribble of spittle running down his chin?
I will not tolerate a slap, and if ya tickle me, my scream will kill ya
But slap and tickle, that's different
But slap and tickle, that's different
If a slap is something you need that badly, I'd like to oblige you, Renton.
*cough* Slapper *cough*
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cough* Slapper *cough*
Wonder who Blizzie is referring to 
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*cough* Slapper *cough*
I didn't ask you to bend over and cough yet! 
Did I say that out loud! 
*** bends over anyway ***
*** bends over anyway ***
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bends over anyway
*** legs it ***
Bit of both for me ta!
Reference: slimfern
*makes note to use thread title in Rawkys next name the celebs thread*.
His bollox are celebs? 