quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
. Hows you lovely Blizzie?.
I'm very well, lovely darlo!
Hope you are too.
I'm very well, lovely darlo!
Hope you are too.
actually i do wonder how many dudes have tried to...quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
Nothing like blowing ya ownknobtrumpet
THAT IS SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!! all the bulky men are always the tiniest.quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Al i'm saying is if mine is bigger than 6.5 and thats an average ...
Then imagine all these hefty rugby player with dinkles half my size
One has to laff
skinny dudes all THE WAAAAAAAAY
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
I'm very well, lovely darlo!
Hope you are too.
. I am good thanks 
.
Can't help wondering why I'm looking at a thread about knob size.... 
Yes, size DEFINATLEY matters. I think women only tell men with teeny weenys that it doesn't; to make them feel better. But it does make a difference IMO. Not sure if fat men have tiny todgers, as I haven't actually been with a fat bloke. I have heard that it *looks* smaller, because the fat 'hides' part of it.
quote:Originally posted by Sarum:
Can't help wondering why I'm looking at a thread about knob size....
Nostalgia?
OMG but that just made me larrrrrf out loudquote:Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:
Yes, size DEFINATLEY matters. I think women only tell men with teeny weenys that it doesn't; to make them feel better. But it does make a difference IMO. Not sure if fat men have tiny todgers, as I haven't actually been with a fat bloke. I have heard that it *looks* smaller, because the fat 'hides' part of it.
This is a long one - thread, that is!
In answer to the original question - I haven't a clue.
In answer to the original question - I haven't a clue.
Now if you're talking about Aztec Gods... I'd have them any deity! 
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Sarum:
Can't help wondering why I'm looking at a thread about knob size....
Nostalgia?
Nostalgia?
Lizzie, do you really believe I miss that revolting appendage?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
SARUM - come on - are you sayin its a life of celibacy for you now?
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
SARUM - come on - are you sayin its a life of celibacy for you now?
Certainly not, Renton.
But penises don't feature in my love life (unless they're battery-powered
)
Oh no men for you then?
quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:OMG but that just made me larrrrrf out loudquote:Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:
Yes, size DEFINATLEY matters. I think women only tell men with teeny weenys that it doesn't; to make them feel better. But it does make a difference IMO. Not sure if fat men have tiny todgers, as I haven't actually been with a fat bloke. I have heard that it *looks* smaller, because the fat 'hides' part of it.
Glad I made you laugh quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Oh no men for you then?
(Why. were you offering...?
)
quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:actually i do wonder how many dudes have tried to...quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
Nothing like blowing ya ownknobtrumpet
I have witnessed such an attempt!
An ungainly and unsuccessful attempt!
quote:Originally posted by Sarum:quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Oh no men for you then?
(Why. were you offering...?
No i wasn't offering, lol
Not every man is led by his willy
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:quote:Originally posted by Sarum:quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Oh no men for you then?
(Why. were you offering...?
No i wasn't offering, lol
Not every man is led by his willy
Aw... Renton.. for that comment.. hug..
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:quote:Originally posted by Sarum:quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Oh no men for you then?
(Why. were you offering...?
No i wasn't offering, lol
Not every man is led by his willy
Not every woman is, either...
quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:OMG but that just made me larrrrrf out loudquote:Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:
Yes, size DEFINATLEY matters. I think women only tell men with teeny weenys that it doesn't; to make them feel better. But it does make a difference IMO. Not sure if fat men have tiny todgers, as I haven't actually been with a fat bloke. I have heard that it *looks* smaller, because the fat 'hides' part of it.
I heard Peter Stringfellow saying on telly that he shaves around his to make it appear bigger.
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:actually i do wonder how many dudes have tried to...quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
Nothing like blowing ya ownknobtrumpet
I have witnessed such an attempt!
An ungainly and unsuccessful attempt!
*wonders how many male FMs will attempt it after reading that*
Ha ha ha - i have plenty female frends and trust me - doing the dirty with them does not get in the way - it is not on the cards
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Ha ha ha - i have plenty female frends and trust me - doing the dirty with them does not get in the way - it is not on the cards
Aww, bless....
I cannot believe most people think fat people have a small dick
Why so JUNKY?
I don't think that been mentioned in this thread actually funky
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Not every man is led by his willy
No, but they can be.
With the right piercing!
quote:Originally posted by fabienne:I heard Peter Stringfellow saying on telly that he shaves around his to make it appear bigger.
If you are pierced...and he is pierced...it can lead to very horrible situations
OMG , WHY WHY WHY would ANY man pierce his penis?quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Not every man is led by his willy
No, but they can be.
With the right piercing!
It makes me shudder... It must be so painful surely! THE MIND BOGGLES!quote:Originally posted by Trix-ster:
If you are pierced...and he is pierced...it can lead to very horrible situations
quote:Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:THE MIND BOGGLES!quote:Originally posted by Trix-ster:
If you are pierced...and he is pierced...it can lead to very horrible situations
Wrong angle...wrong timing...wrong feeling
This is an interesting thread...
quote:Originally posted by *Ms*Foxx*:
This is an interesting thread...
It's making me laugh...
Me tooquote:Originally posted by Sarum:quote:Originally posted by *Ms*Foxx*:
This is an interesting thread...
It's making me laugh...
Night night peeps; nice chatting.. thanks for the giggles 
quote:Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:OMG , WHY WHY WHY would ANY man pierce his penis?quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Not every man is led by his willy
No, but they can be.
With the right piercing!
makes me want to vomit - yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk