quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Now i may be handy with a tape but i have never measured Mr Nudge
BUT i know its is bigger than that - easily
*takes notes*
*takes notes*
quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:quote:Originally posted by weesmurf:quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
I'm ready ELMO - heh hehdo i need a science lab apron
come on flop it out
the shades are to protect my eyes
stop saying 'flop'is there a sound that goes with that?
hopefully
Sod the length anyway, consider the width. Mine's the width of a credit card. No joke! 
ha ha ha ha
Renton...There is something around here that says we aint meant to post nekkid pictures...tho i dunno if that just meant our own
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Sod the length anyway, consider the width. Mine's the width of a credit card. No joke!
Flexible friend eh
quote:Originally posted by elmos friend:
I agree - but when will men realise - it isn't the length that matters, it's the GIRTH!.
quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Sod the length anyway, consider the width. Mine's the width of a credit card. No joke!
Flexible friend eh
Takes the waiting out of wanting.
no nekkid pics?
oh sorry everyone - avert your eyes
oh sorry everyone - avert your eyes
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Sod the length anyway, consider the width. Mine's the width of a credit card. No joke!
Flexible friend eh
Takes the waiting out of wanting.
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Sod the length anyway, consider the width. Mine's the width of a credit card. No joke!
I have tried to bring up the subject of girth... but the boys just ignore it.... can clear a room of men in seconds that word.... GIRTH!
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Sod the length anyway, consider the width. Mine's the width of a credit card. No joke!
I have tried to bring up the subject of girth... but the boys just ignore it.... can clear a room of men in seconds that word.... GIRTH!
Everyone is always shocked by the credit card thing but when you, ie boys try it, then it's often quite surprising. Unless you have a todger like a pencil I suppose.
Shush - my girth is fab, ok
Thort you girlies needed da long stuff??
Thort you girlies needed da long stuff??
3 men with 8+...I be they're all gay too innit...
noo i was lookingquote:Originally posted by RENTON:
no nekkid pics?
oh sorry everyone - avert your eyes
long n thickquote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Shush - my girth is fab, ok
Thort you girlies needed da long stuff??
but settle for just thick 
Poor J, I bet he aint THAT stupidquote:but settle for just thick
Tho, I dunno, He did marry you
quote:Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:Poor J, I bet he aint THAT stupidquote:but settle for just thick
quote:3 men with 8+...
That's some airlock
you soo know itquote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
3 men with 8+...I be they're all gay too innit...
nee wonder av got no bird 
get an extentionquote:Originally posted by *Bubbles*:
nee wonder av got no bird
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Sod the length anyway, consider the width. Mine's the width of a credit card. No joke!
I prefer a man with a wedge.
The thin end doesn't matter a jot!
Hmmmmm . . . .so size matters
Well well well
Well well well
Not saying .
.
So, did you get yer ruler out in the end then or what? I'm a stickler for details.
Anything over 6.5 inches is a waste.
A womans cervix only measures that much.
So dont matter if your bigger or not, its wasted
A womans cervix only measures that much.
So dont matter if your bigger or not, its wasted
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
So, did you get yer ruler out in the end then or what? I'm a stickler for details.
ruler? what if its bendy?
mine is about average but i do have a 12 inch tongue 
quote:Originally posted by mirageuk:
mine is about average but i do have a 12 inch tongue
I thought you were a woman
quote:Originally posted by Dora:
Anything over 6.5 inches is a waste.
A womans cervix only measures that much.
So dont matter if your bigger or not, its wasted
a womans cervix is how big.
Are you sure !
quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:quote:Originally posted by mirageuk:
mine is about average but i do have a 12 inch tongue
I thought you were a woman
only at weekends my dear...
quote:Originally posted by mirageuk:quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:quote:Originally posted by mirageuk:
mine is about average but i do have a 12 inch tongue
I thought you were a woman
only at weekends my dear...
Meh...man, woman, who cares when you have a 12 inch tongue
quote:Originally posted by Tim in Tina's Skirt:quote:Originally posted by Dora:
Anything over 6.5 inches is a waste.
A womans cervix only measures that much.
So dont matter if your bigger or not, its wasted
I your not sexually active its only 3 to 4 inches.
If active obviously it expands, but avergae woman has only 6 n half inches of space to play with, so anything a man has thats longer is a waste lol as wont fit and it will hit top of cervix and hurt.
So no point being bigger LOL
a womans cervix is how big.
Are you sure !
quote:Originally posted by Dora:quote:Originally posted by Tim in Tina's Skirt:quote:Originally posted by Dora:
Anything over 6.5 inches is a waste.
A womans cervix only measures that much.
So dont matter if your bigger or not, its wasted
I your not sexually active its only 3 to 4 inches.
If active obviously it expands, but avergae woman has only 6 n half inches of space to play with, so anything a man has thats longer is a waste lol as wont fit and it will hit top of cervix and hurt.
So no point being bigger LOL
a womans cervix is how big.
Are you sure !
Women can have different lengths EDIT of passge
inside though cant they?If they have a tilted womb or such?
quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:quote:Originally posted by Dora:quote:Originally posted by Tim in Tina's Skirt:quote:Originally posted by Dora:
Anything over 6.5 inches is a waste.
A womans cervix only measures that much.
So dont matter if your bigger or not, its wasted
I your not sexually active its only 3 to 4 inches.
If active obviously it expands, but avergae woman has only 6 n half inches of space to play with, so anything a man has thats longer is a waste lol as wont fit and it will hit top of cervix and hurt.
So no point being bigger LOL
a womans cervix is how big.
Are you sure !
Women can have different lengths EDIT of passge
If they have a tilted womb or such?
I can only comfortably take 7
tmi trev
