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SaintMember 10 years

RUSSELL we ARE Gods . . . .for all of 3 mins LOL

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Originally posted by weesmurf:
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
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Originally posted by Trix-ster:
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Originally posted by RENTON:
A girl once sed, "Awww thats lovely"

i beamed - LOL

I'm not sure thats a compliment

I thought that Trix.... I imagined her saying it with her head cocked to one side, and an "ahh bless" tone to her voice!

could've been worse...could've said cute!!!

Haha

Awwwwwh its so cuuuute!

5/20/095:04 AM

elmos friendMember

quote:
Originally posted by RENTON:
You'll never know you smutty lil cup cake

ooh sweet talking

5/20/095:04 AM

Russell teh Muscle (Guest)

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peanut butter likes you too though dont it

I <3 the peanut butter

5/20/095:04 AM

elmos friendMember

quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
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are u missing an inch

I thought maybee he had gone off and had a measure up, using a metal tape measure I can tell you THAT is NOT a sensible idea...specially the ones that retract at high speed

that would be very very dangerous imagine ys banjo

5/20/095:05 AM

Russell teh Muscle (Guest)

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for all of 3 mins

You speak for yaself...a jar of peanut butter and a few viagra I can do hours!...You should try it

5/20/095:06 AM

Russell teh Muscle (Guest)

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imagine ys banjo

enuff already!!

5/20/095:06 AM

SazBombMember

quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
quote:
Originally posted by Trix-ster:
quote:
Originally posted by RENTON:
A girl once sed, "Awww thats lovely"

i beamed - LOL

I'm not sure thats a compliment

I thought that Trix.... I imagined her saying it with her head cocked to one side, and an "ahh bless" tone to her voice!

me too

5/20/095:07 AM

elmos friendMember

quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
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imagine ys banjo
enuff already!!

5/20/095:07 AM

elmos friendMember

quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
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for all of 3 mins

You speak for yaself...a jar of peanut butter and a few viagra I can do hours!...You should try it

i always said you was nuts

5/20/095:08 AM

SaintMember 10 years

My scientific experiment has descended into filth

Result !!

5/20/095:13 AM

Former Member

this place is turning into the secs forum

5/20/095:14 AM

elmos friendMember

*picks up halo and leaves*

5/20/095:15 AM

weesmurfMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by RENTON:
My scientific experiment has descended into filth

Result !!

whenever has size been scientific

5/20/095:18 AM

Russell teh Muscle (Guest)

quote:
Originally posted by Gypsie:
this place is turning into the secs forum

are you~~moaning~~ complaining

5/20/095:19 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
quote:
Originally posted by Gypsie:
this place is turning into the secs forum
are you~~moaning~~ complaining

Its why im here

5/20/095:20 AM

elmos friendMember

quote:
Originally posted by weesmurf:
quote:
Originally posted by RENTON:
My scientific experiment has descended into filth

Result !!

whenever has size been scientific

now if the guys had flopped them on a table in science lab i think id have an A in my exams

5/20/095:22 AM

weesmurfMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by elmos friend:
quote:
Originally posted by weesmurf:
quote:
Originally posted by RENTON:
My scientific experiment has descended into filth

Result !!

whenever has size been scientific
now if the guys had flopped them on a table in science lab i think id have an A in my exams

flopped...PMSL

5/20/095:24 AM

SaintMember 10 years

I'm ready ELMO - heh heh

5/20/095:24 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

I can't beleive no-one has mentioned girth yet!

5/20/095:26 AM

weesmurfMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by RENTON:
I'm ready ELMO - heh heh

that took a while

5/20/095:26 AM

BovrilkingMember

Size does matter, there is nowt worse than a woman that echo's

5/20/095:26 AM

halMember

quote:
Originally posted by Gypsie:
this place is turning into the secs forum

lucky for the influx of muppets then?
watered it down a notch or two

5/20/095:26 AM

weesmurfMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
I can't beleive no-one has mentioned girth yet!

more important

5/20/095:27 AM

bigdaddyostrichMember

quote:
Originally posted by Bovrilking:
Size does matter, there is nowt worse than a woman that echo's

Like a wizard's sleeve

5/20/095:27 AM

elmos friendMember

quote:
Originally posted by RENTON:
I'm ready ELMO - heh heh

do i need a science lab apron

come on flop it out

the shades are to protect my eyes

5/20/095:29 AM

BovrilkingMember

quote:
Originally posted by Bigdaddyostrich:
quote:
Originally posted by Bovrilking:
Size does matter, there is nowt worse than a woman that echo's

Like a wizard's sleeve

they are the ones that do pull the Rabbit out

5/20/095:29 AM

elmos friendMember

quote:
Originally posted by weesmurf:
quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
I can't beleive no-one has mentioned girth yet!

more important

for sure

5/20/095:29 AM

LeccyMember

I'm listening to the new Maximo Park album and Paul Smith has just sang "If it's a grower, why can't we take things slower"

5/20/095:29 AM

weesmurfMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by elmos friend:
quote:
Originally posted by weesmurf:
quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
I can't beleive no-one has mentioned girth yet!

more important
for sure

nothing worse than a pencil

5/20/095:30 AM

Russell teh Muscle (Guest)

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"If it's a grower, why can't we take things slower"

we can baybee

5/20/095:30 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by electric6:
I'm listening to the new Maximo Park album and Paul Smith has just sang "If it's a grower, why can't we take things slower"

ohh leccy

i am having one of my visions

I see you wandering around life today and every corner you turn or thing you do you are confronted with references to pure filth with your face like this....>

5/20/095:31 AM

LeccyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
quote:
"If it's a grower, why can't we take things slower"

we can baybee

Hahahah!

5/20/095:31 AM

weesmurfMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by elmos friend:
quote:
Originally posted by RENTON:
I'm ready ELMO - heh heh
do i need a science lab apron come on flop it out the shades are to protect my eyes

stop saying 'flop'

is there a sound that goes with that?

5/20/095:31 AM

elmos friendMember

quote:
Originally posted by weesmurf:
quote:
Originally posted by elmos friend:
quote:
Originally posted by weesmurf:
quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
I can't beleive no-one has mentioned girth yet!

more important
for sure

nothing worse than a pencil

but you want a bit of lead in it

5/20/095:31 AM

LeccyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Gypsie:
ohh leccy i am having one of my visions I see you wandering around life today and every corner you turn or thing you do you are confronted with references to pure filth with your face like this....>

It's exactly like that Gyps!
My poor brain

5/20/095:32 AM

elmos friendMember

quote:
Originally posted by weesmurf:
quote:
Originally posted by elmos friend:
quote:
Originally posted by RENTON:
I'm ready ELMO - heh heh
do i need a science lab apron come on flop it out the shades are to protect my eyes

stop saying 'flop' is there a sound that goes with that?

yeh like a thud

5/20/095:32 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by RENTON:
The average size of the erect male penis is 6.5inches

Median, mean, or mode average?

5/20/095:33 AM

SaintMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by elmos friend:
quote:
Originally posted by RENTON:
I'm ready ELMO - heh heh
do i need a science lab apron come on flop it out the shades are to protect my eyes

You don't need to punch it - it won't bite

Although

5/20/095:33 AM

elmos friendMember

quote:
Originally posted by RENTON:
quote:
Originally posted by elmos friend:
quote:
Originally posted by RENTON:
I'm ready ELMO - heh heh
do i need a science lab apron come on flop it out the shades are to protect my eyes

You don'y need to punch it - it won't bite

Although

i think it spits

5/20/095:33 AM

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