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Originally posted by faerykelstar:
KRIS!!! You are a WANKERRRR!

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
What would you shout over the wall to HM's?

If I was moseying down Elstree way, I'd shout the follwing to certain HM's:

Kris: "Krap Kris, It's all over the papers mate, everyone knows you used to be a woman"

Marcus: "Your mum has left the country, and moved to an undisclosed location"

Siavash: "The fashion world is buzzing about your excellent taste in clothes"

Noirin: "I don't fancy you."

Freddie: "You are the favourite"

Lisa: "Anne Widdecombe said in the NOTW you've "Turned" her, and can't wait to meet you, when you get out"

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Originally posted by pussycatj:

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
What would you shout over the wall to HM's?

If I was moseying down Elstree way, I'd shout the follwing to certain HM's:

Kris: "Krap Kris, It's all over the papers mate, everyone knows you used to be a woman"

Marcus: "Your mum has left the country, and moved to an undisclosed location"

Siavash: "The fashion world is buzzing about your excellent taste in clothes"

Noirin: "I don't fancy you."

Freddie: "You are the favourite"

Lisa: "Anne Widdecombe said in the NOTW you've "Turned" her, and can't wait to meet you, when you get out"

I think you are far too generous Senorya

quote:

Originally posted by faerykelstar:
KRIS!!! You are a WANKERRRR!

quote:

Kris: "Krap Kris, It's all over the papers mate, everyone knows you used to be a woman"

quote:

Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
What would you shout over the wall to HM's?

If I was moseying down Elstree way, I'd shout the follwing to certain HM's:

Kris: "Krap Kris, It's all over the papers mate, everyone knows you used to be a woman"

Marcus: "Your mum has left the country, and moved to an undisclosed location"

Siavash: "The fashion world is buzzing about your excellent taste in clothes"

Noirin: "I don't fancy you."

Freddie: "You are the favourite"

Lisa: "Anne Widdecombe said in the NOTW you've "Turned" her, and can't wait to meet you, when you get out"

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Originally posted by pussycatj:
Marcus, OHG wants to go down the pub for a pint wiv ya

OHG

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Originally posted by Skylark24:
Noirin.....Nobody fancies you love!
Kris...Stick a sock down your pants it,ll give u more street kred !
Marcus...Your mum,s disowned you!

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Originally posted by pussycatj:
Marcus, OHG wants to go down the pub for a pint wiv ya

OHG

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Lisa - you're a stupid hag! IT'S MY OPINION!

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
What would you shout over the wall to HM's?

If I was moseying down Elstree way, I'd shout the follwing to certain HM's:

Kris: "Krap Kris, It's all over the papers mate, everyone knows you used to be a woman"

Marcus: "Your mum has left the country, and moved to an undisclosed location"

Siavash: "The fashion world is buzzing about your excellent taste in clothes"

Noirin: "I don't fancy you."

Freddie: "You are the favourite"

Lisa: "Anne Widdecombe said in the NOTW you've "Turned" her, and can't wait to meet you, when you get out"

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Lisa - you're a stupid hag! IT'S MY OPINION!

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:

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Originally posted by pussycatj:
Marcus, OHG wants to go down the pub for a pint wiv ya

OHG

haha I would have a pint with the bloke, wouldnt let him use my loo though, and at some point I would tell him he talks shite, and has no clue with the ladies,
I would like to fly a banner over the house, with these words on it,
KRIS.......THEY KNOW!!!
he would poo his his pants,

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Originally posted by Skylark24:
Lisa....There,s going to be a smoking ban in the house!

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Originally posted by mozart:

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:

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Originally posted by pussycatj:
Marcus, OHG wants to go down the pub for a pint wiv ya

OHG

haha I would have a pint with the bloke, wouldnt let him use my loo though, and at some point I would tell him he talks shite, and has no clue with the ladies,
I would like to fly a banner over the house, with these words on it,
KRIS.......THEY KNOW!!!
he would poo his his pants,

But Marcus might snap him in mid action on LF

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Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
Karly you're millionaire boyfriend has dumped you live on telly and Cheryl Cole has dumped Ashley for your ex.

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Originally posted by pussycatj:
Lisa, you do not, I repeat not, look like Sinead O'Connor

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
second thought IF I could fly a plane over the house why waste it towing a banner?
where DID I put that cluster bomb?

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Originally posted by Little Miss Spurs:
"Marcus, its Onslow, I want my vest back, NOW, else Im sending Hyacinth in"!!!!

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Originally posted by Blizzie:
Marcus, your mum says that you're holiday photos have come back.
They're shit.