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marcus

shitting through a sock !

Tighter than a mouses waistcoat !!

I've got an arse like a japanese flag !!

Make me laugh out loud in the morning when I read this please, I've had a bad day.

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stonksMember

She's got a face like a rag mans arse pocket....

2/26/105:23 PM

Former Member

What about when you have to run to the loo.........the expression is, I believe..shiteing through the eye of a needle

2/26/105:30 PM

marcusMember

Reference:

What about when you have to run to the loo.........the expression is, I believe..shiteing through the eye of a needle

thats when you have the skitters...not a morning shit. !!!

2/26/105:35 PM

Former Member

Either way, it stll makes me smile

2/26/105:45 PM

marcusMember

ME TOO..

I cannae say the same for my granny though as i excuse myself from her lap.

2/26/105:47 PM

angelicarwenMember

More chins than a Chinese phonebook

2/27/101:51 AM

Sheep in a JeepMember

they got a face that only their mother could love

pmsl, sorry its horrible but so funny

2/27/102:49 AM

ozzycamMember

I will wipe that smile off your face.....What kind of cloth would they use, thats what i would like to know....

2/27/102:51 AM

Smarting ButtocksMember

This door is alarmed.

2/27/103:20 AM

LazybugMember

'Wet as an otters pocket' always makes me giggle

2/27/103:29 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Filth!!

2/27/103:29 AM

LazybugMember

Sweating like a glass blowers arse

2/27/103:36 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

Howz yer arse for cracking walnuts?

Shut yer cakehole!

That`s a conversation up here

2/27/104:11 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Couldn't stop a pig in a passage!

2/27/105:18 AM

stonksMember

My mouths as dry as Ghandi's flip flop....

2/27/105:30 AM

ElkieMember

Walking about like a fart in a milk bottle...

2/27/1011:14 AM

Former Member

The sights ye see when ye haven't got a gun

At least Dick Turpin had the decency to wear a mask

2/27/106:55 PM

EssieMember

I've seen more meat on a butchers knife, after he's wiped it.

I wasn't referring to Mr Essie

(Liar)

2/27/107:08 PM

Karma_Member

Are they your own teeth or are you breaking them in for a horse?

2/28/1012:27 AM

Former Member

S/he's got a face like a slapped arse
Do I?

.....Did Rose Kennedy have a black dress?

2/28/103:20 AM

ozzycamMember

Her bum looks like it's chewing a carmel.....When she's walking....

2/28/103:23 AM

Former Member

S/he looks like s/he's chewing a wasp

2/28/103:32 AM

ozzycamMember

As piss*d as a fart.....

2/28/103:35 AM

Former Member

Reference:

As piss*d as a fart

Shit faced

2/28/103:59 AM

Former Member

Raining cats and dogs
Brass monkey weather

2/28/104:00 AM

ozzycamMember

Made a Pigs ear of that.....

2/28/104:30 AM

ozzycamMember

Rat Ars*d......

2/28/104:32 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

Shut yer face!

That makes me howl

2/28/104:33 AM

ozzycamMember

Shut yer geggie (cant spell).......

2/28/104:38 AM

ozzycamMember

Ma belly thinks ma throats been cut......

2/28/104:44 AM

Former Member

Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs

2/28/104:47 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Everytime I open my mouth, I put my foot in it.

2/28/104:54 AM

Former Member

Mighty fine nose, pick it yourself?

2/28/105:03 AM

Former Member

S/he' bloody well never in- goes out more than the gas

S/he's like a dog at a butcher's door

2/28/105:07 AM

Former Member

If they're talking behind your back, they're talking to yer erse

2/28/105:08 AM

Former Member

That should read " if they're" but it won't let me post my edit! Doh!

2/28/105:13 AM

Former Member

woops.. it did.. achhh I'm away back to my bed + start the day over!

2/28/105:14 AM

Former Member

Full of beans
How many beans make 5
Spill the beans
Haven't got a bean
Don't know beans about it
Chill your beans

2/28/105:29 AM

ANNOCAMember

Up in Nellie's room behind the wallpaper.

2/28/108:30 AM

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