And bizzarely I still loathe gardening. Go figure.

Good answer! 

You too? 

Mine's inherited from my mother and in all fairness my 14 year old daughter spotted a hair on her big toe just the other day. 

 

Clumsycat - I quite like nights out but NOT with my bloody workmates. 

When you drop all you're change in a shop and wonder if its worth the embarrassment of bending down to the sound of clicking knees, and not being able to stand upright again without a red face and sweaty brow...... 

  Been there....done it!! and it wasn't 'kids' 

 

The very mention of gardening has a hypnotic effect on me I find myself slowly drifting off to sleep 

 

lol I think we've all been there with that one. Yeah I'd love to but I can't, the cat's swallowed the chandelier I have to go home... 

Yup - Gardner's Question Time on Radio 4 does that for me!

I think I just see the plants and think how great my garden could look if I could be arsed or I could afford some nice muscley young man to do all the hard work for me. 

 

Or you could just get a picture of a nice garden off the internet and look at that instead. I don't really see the point of gardens. If gardens could speak I would say 'seriously, what is the point of you?'. I doubt it would give me a convincing answer.

It's when you start admiring everyone else's bedding plant's

Aimee 

 

Now I do see the point of them Prom. Nowt like a nicely turned out garden on a hot summers day to doss about in with a bottle or six of vino and a lamb steak on the barbie...y'see I'm picturing the end result. If you could see my back garden right now you'd just tut and shake your head. 

Where would the neighbours cat shit ?

Lamb steak on the barbie... why does that make me think of Neighbours? Not that I've watched it. No, I really haven't 

ROFL!! 

OH.....Emmmmm. GEEEEEEE!!!! 

in the yard......cats can climb and jump you know 

My garden has too be the best on the street come summer or i ain't happy  i'm 37 and already i'm in competition with the old gardeners

As mentioned ^^^^^^^ R2 seems dead dead hip. Knowing what happens in the archers. Liking desert island discs. Using expressions like "dead dead hip" Premature ejaculation not being a problem anymore (if I may say so) Openly talking about personal things.

WHAT  i've had builders wrecking me garden for the last 4 weeks so don't you start missy

Tell them to put it back the way it was 

I don't want them hanging about any longer, i've started having violent thoughts about them

 

lol, a garden snob, I've never met one of those even on the internet 

Hmmmm they must be of the 'older' kind then 

  Post of the night? 

i'm defo not a snob lol , i just like a tidy bush

The politicians are younger than the policeman.

Since you mention it. One knows one is old when one thinks nostalgically of untidy bushes.

 

lol

Going to work in the morning with yesterday's tights trailing out the leg of your trousers...It was in the very cold icy mornings when tights were a must, I had folded my trousers from the day before..got up late next morning, quick shower, coffee and as I was getting on the bus there was a dragging on my right leg..

*Bows out* 

when you dress for comfort rather than style...

 

when you constantly shout.'turn that bloody music down/off'

 

when your kids mention wanting a cd by 'you me at six'..and you wonder if they're making up a name to make you look stupid when you go into a shop to ask for it..

 

staying up til midnight is an achievement

 

you check the weather forecast and moan about the weather..'it's freezing.....it's soooooooo hot'

 

 

Well spotted. I haven't seen any old ladies wandering around looking 'hot' 

I have nicknamed mine Brian Blessed.

not exactly true prom...they maybe menopausal.therefore........'hot'!!.....

When you can't wait to get your pjs on,

When bed at 10 is the best thing ever.

When you really do just fancy a "nice cup of tea"

When you actually don't give a damn what your kids think

LOL Issy!! 

when 3 shakes just dosen't stop him dribbling