dun dun dunnn  slim......  theres no hope for you now.....

Still listen to Kerrang! 

    

That just brought a tear to my eye ..

Giving off when I can hear sounds from another room....like the tv or radio etc
Giving off when kids are playing footy in the street ater 9pm
Needing the already mentioned afternoon nap otherwise I'm zonked by 10pm
Drinking wine instead of alcopops
Tutting when I see 14 year olds all done up with the hair styled to within an inch of it's life and make up on.
Wondering if girls in really really short skirts are worried about wether anyone can see too much
Choosing comfort over style
and finally..... looking at the steps outside my house wondering how I'm going to cope wiht them when I'm older.


I'm 26 by the way,

thats not so bad, you    mature types always carry bags of tissues about with you.

  so i   understand.... 

No, I'm 27.  I think.  Hold on.
1983, 93, 03, 13, -2, 28 this year......yes I'm 27   Gawd I'm getting senile.

Drinking wine instead of alcopops
Tutting when I see 14 year olds all done up with the hair styled to within an inch of it's life and make up on.

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both thos apply to me   too.

  i'm 29...

  sigh...

They're for wiping the snotty noses of the little people...

Don't worry Ella..    when you are 36 you'll be worrying the girls in really really short skirts are gonna catch their death of cold.. 


I used to go out under dressed for the weather all the time when i was younger...   now I find myself nagging trying to get daughter to "put more clothes on"... or "at least wear a scarf"  


And comfort over style...   yes - its so tempting to give into that one...   I do try to combine both (Uggs)...    and I try, really try, to resist stuff that looks oh so comfy..  but oh so elderly.

Ditty on my nights out I usually start the night in lovely sky scraper heels and no coat but after a few drinks in my mates house before heading out I usually realise that 1.  I can't actually walk in said shoes, 2. They aren't comfortable and 3.  There is a very good chance I will fall over.  So I usually stop at my house on route to the pub and change the shoes and grab a coat.  My mates are always moaning about this but to me it's very important on a night out to be comfortable than to fall over in gorgeous shoes.

Thinking FFS! go in will you, when the kids are out in the street playing footy and generally being noisy 

Making a coffee and finding you have put a teabag in too, and completely  having no memory of doing it , but finding it strangely nice   I have just done it , tastes ok

LOL Sky 

yeah...  it why I loved the rave era... before it went into clubs..     the dress code was trainers!!  it was fab... going out in a dress, denim jacket (enough pockets so handbag not required) & trainers!!

happy days!

Children, noisy, mess making children running around screaming everywhere. I used to want one but now......argggghhhh

More or less what I said up there Moon       Even if I could have, I wouldn't want 

Most of the things already mentioned.  You know your getting older when you want the TV/music turned down,... but when your listening to it, you shall have it as high as you wish 

 

Love my sleep now, and my space. 

 

Losing the desire to put the CBBC channel on

You think the music of today is crap........and they think 'your music' is crap   

Miss the Telly tubbies do you 

Whatever happened to The Tweenies

 

* I didnt google honest* 

I stand corrected Prom......soz .............I knew what I meant 

Dunno ! Button moon was my era  

All those old ladies you used to point and laugh at when they put the world to rights at the bus stop or in supermarket queues, warbling on about how things were different in their day and kids used to respect their elders and how the world is generally going to hell and back, you know the ones. Now I am in complete agreement with all of them. It has taken me this long to realise how bloody right they were!

Oh bloomin eck Prom! I can identify with that! 

 

Bit of a grumpy ol git are ya ? 

 

 

Would never have guessed 

 

Not so much grumpy as enlightened. You'll see the light one day, mark my words etc..

*Nods with Prom* 

Not so much old, as the all knowing vajra-holder. 

 

 

*hears the distant sound of cackling* 

 

You sound like you reckon you are older than me ? 

 

Older, yes I think so. Wiser, probably not 

I've told you before - stop stalking me. 

 

In fairness I do have a buggered hamstring. 

 

But where do I start?

 

You start thinking all teenage girls look the same

You constantly forget why you had to go upstairs once you've got there

You begin to wonder whether you should just embrace your inner greigh and give up dyeing once a month

Gardening centres become interesting

You realise you are following the plotlines on The Archers

The clothes on the Fifty Plus advert look rather good

You have to shave your big toe

You can get house/contents insurance with Insure For Retirement

When you see a public loo you're tempted to use it "just in case"

 

ROFL!!! at all of them! 

when a team night out is suggested at work & you try to get out of it