I'm not playing this one cos it will only depress me 


Radio 4 

Telling your kid to turn the music down cos you want to hear the weather

Nearly knocking your hip out trying to get out of the back of a 2 door car 

ive also started getting a bit over excited when i see a new cleaning product advertised

goooooooo on..play


and i really do like radio4-i like the comedy stuff..and i listen to jennie murray on womans hour..and it gets worse..i have it on in the car and turn it up when desert island discs is on

When crossing ones legs just isn't enough anymore when one sneezes 

hands slim the tenna ladies

I won't snigger 
I like 'just a minute' - don't know what station it is on though ?
Anything with the likes of Graham Gardner, Clive Anderson & the like - not that bliddy awful Sandy Toxic woman though

lol..sandy toxic-i like that

Oh me too! I even look forward to flicking through the Betterware catalogue just to see what's new.

Oh my God. You're taking it public.

Waking up and your face is more crumpled than the bed. 

Another sign that I'm getting on a bit is nattering over the garden fence with my pensioner neighbours about the 'yoof of today'.

Right I'm stopping now cos no-one else is playing. I'm taking my ball and I'm going home

signs that youre getting old..



afternoon naps...... it's coming to something when you actualy look forward to them

*snorts a lil bit*


We have Kleeneeze

I've switched to radio 2 cos radio 1 does my head in

Same here.  The only downside to radio 2 is they put some tracks on over play.

Oh Christ. Making your Mind Up by Bucks Fizz was 30 years ago. I still know all the words and the dance moves

(worry not, there will be no eclipse caused by me whipping off my skirt anytime soon)

I think it's radio 2 I've been listening to lately for the Japanese news update...
It had Dermot on tother day God! what a bore he was - what has happened to him ?

Dermot has got beyond dull since he joined x factor hasn't he! I like him best in his bblb days!

Oh I've heard Kleeneze is cheaper than Betterware? They both sell that brolly that doesn't go inside out in the wind and apparently Betterware's one was £5 dearer?

And what am I still doing in this thread?

He was also fitter with his head shaved, not keen on the new do

I quite fancied him a bit in his BBLB days - I've seen worse!

tearing your rotator cuff because youve used it too much im going to be on the scrap heap before long.

whats a rotator cuff..?
i need to know incase i tear mine lol

when  you  sit  on the floor,  you can't just get up anymore, you have to roll onto your  knees and   grasp the  nearest  sturdiest object and heave....

so i'm told...

*listens in*

That's if you can get down on the floor in the first place ..

so they say...

Its a shoulder injury the bit round your shoulder where your arm starts. Means your starting to wear out

favouring ready salted crisps over other flavours 

I thought rotator cuff was street for Yeah I'm a div

ooh yeah..good one-also fancying an arrowroot biscuit with your tea

Repeatedly saying.. when I was young etc etc and hating loud music ..oh yes how easy it is to forget ones self

Rotator cuff... that takes me back to my op last year
Thankfully it wasn't a worn-out one though.

im just off for mine


i shall re-name it a 'power nap'

I can relate to everything in this thread - I must be really old.

my old granny used to run thru the alphabet of family names until she landed on the one she was looking for 

' hello dave.pete,michael,bill,jim,  how are you today?'

my mum's started doing it now too...

it's only a matter of time....

God! I do that now - I have four sons & a daughter - the latter gets very annoyed 

i thought it was one of those things sold by Bettaware to help you open lids on jars