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well done that man!!!!
for those who cant watch the vids.
It was a look that only Siavash could come close to carrying off, but when Siavash emerged from the Diary Room wearing a leotard and stilettos, he looked not unlike a cross between Borat, a mannequin and a drag queen.
"This is not too bad," Siavash attempted to say before an assault of laughter from David drowned him out.
"Aaaaaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha â look at the shoes," screeched David, barely able to stand through laughing so hard.
"I think that I look rather sexy," Siavash said quietly as he checked himself out in a mirror.
David, meanwhile, looked like he was going to explode nearly fell over laughing.
"I don't think it's funny â it's good," said Siavash.
"It's the shoes! Big Brother, you are so ******* funny.," howled David.
"I hope the public don't find it that funny when I leave the House," said Siavash sounding a bit hurt, then adding "I think the *** looks fine!"
"What if they'd had asked you to shave your hair Siavash?" asked Lisa.
"I would have done it," replied Siavash matter-of-factly.
Well, Big Brother is wondering if Marcus will have that kind of response.
Why? Because Big Brother is about to offer Marcus ÂĢ15,000 if he allows his, ahem, ponytail to be lopped off.
What are the chances of that happening?
It was a look that only Siavash could come close to carrying off, but when Siavash emerged from the Diary Room wearing a leotard and stilettos, he looked not unlike a cross between Borat, a mannequin and a drag queen.
"This is not too bad," Siavash attempted to say before an assault of laughter from David drowned him out.
"Aaaaaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha â look at the shoes," screeched David, barely able to stand through laughing so hard.
"I think that I look rather sexy," Siavash said quietly as he checked himself out in a mirror.
David, meanwhile, looked like he was going to explode nearly fell over laughing.
"I don't think it's funny â it's good," said Siavash.
"It's the shoes! Big Brother, you are so ******* funny.," howled David.
"I hope the public don't find it that funny when I leave the House," said Siavash sounding a bit hurt, then adding "I think the *** looks fine!"
"What if they'd had asked you to shave your hair Siavash?" asked Lisa.
"I would have done it," replied Siavash matter-of-factly.
Well, Big Brother is wondering if Marcus will have that kind of response.
Why? Because Big Brother is about to offer Marcus ÂĢ15,000 if he allows his, ahem, ponytail to be lopped off.
What are the chances of that happening?
God, I hate David false bloody cackling!!!! Pillock!
PMSL 
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Will Marcus cut his hair or tell them to swivel? Giving up clothes is easy compared to that.
davids totally over the top. he said you have got to walk down them stairs and then stopped.
Awww...poor Siavash 
at least he had the b*lls to do it. 
at least he had the b*lls to do it. quote:Originally posted by Justafriend:
davids totally over the top. he said you have got to walk down them stairs and then stopped.
Isn't he
That laugh is only on a par with scraping fingernails down a blackboard! Grrrr! 
That is so funny....
quote:Originally posted by longcat:
Will Marcus cut his hair or tell them to swivel? Giving up clothes is easy compared to that.
Hair grows back...:
Especially when that cackling idiot David he said his shoes were too big, he said he also has some plimsoles!!!
its a bit..snug
you can see what he had for breakfast, its that tight
you can see what he had for breakfast, its that tight
quote:Originally posted by charmer:
its a bit..snug
you can see what he had for breakfast, its that tight
i dont mind
Judging by the bald spot his hair is covering i don't think it will grow back very fast.quote:Originally posted by MysTerry:quote:Originally posted by longcat:
Will Marcus cut his hair or tell them to swivel? Giving up clothes is easy compared to that.
Hair grows back...:
quote:Originally posted by charmer:
its a bit..snug
you can see what he had for breakfast, its that tight
i forgot to mention the vash's legs-he looks like he couldnt stop a pig in an entry
Fair play to him, he looks fiiiiiine.
David very annoying though I hope he gets a real goodie *evil laugh*
David very annoying though I hope he gets a real goodie *evil laugh*
That effin' muppet Dave and his forced laughing.Wha a tool. 
I cannot imagine one other HM doing what Siavash has to do.. no way would anyone of them walk out of the house in that dreadful get up!!! How brave is Siavash!!!
Cutting a long weedy bit of hair pales into insignificance by comparison!!
Go Siavash!!
Cutting a long weedy bit of hair pales into insignificance by comparison!!
Go Siavash!!
quote:Originally posted by Sunnie:
Fair play to him, he looks fiiiiiine.
David very annoying though I hope he gets a real goodie *evil laugh*
I really hope on eviction night they give him a bleedin coat! or more to the point when he wins!!.. either way he needs a few more clothes lol
quote:Originally posted by Mollie:quote:Originally posted by Sunnie:
Fair play to him, he looks fiiiiiine.
David very annoying though I hope he gets a real goodie *evil laugh*
I really hope on eviction night they give him a bleedin coat! or more to the point when he wins!!.. either way he needs a few more clothes lol
No coats allowed, he looks good as is
quote:Originally posted by MysTerry:quote:Originally posted by longcat:
Will Marcus cut his hair or tell them to swivel? Giving up clothes is easy compared to that.
Hair grows back...:
Not necessarily.
Marcus is balding considerably under that Mullet. You can sometimes see it when he's walking to and from the Diary Room.
That is from his own suitcase. BB are conning us.
quote:Originally posted by luxor:
That is from his own suitcase. BB are conning us.
That skin coloured leotard is awful though.
I'd not wanna wear it, especially being evicted in it.
It takes a real man to walk about in that get-up and no one but Siavash could pull it off (no pun intended ).
I wonder how hard David will laugh when BB attacks his Achilles Heel, which they inevitably will. I hope that Siavash laughs just as long and just as loud when that time comes. Can't wait for that one!
Siavash's only fear now, dressed like that, should be that either Marcus or Rodrigo might start to fancy him with those stilettos on
). I wonder how hard David will laugh when BB attacks his Achilles Heel, which they inevitably will. I hope that Siavash laughs just as long and just as loud when that time comes. Can't wait for that one!
Siavash's only fear now, dressed like that, should be that either Marcus or Rodrigo might start to fancy him with those stilettos on
quote:Originally posted by charmer:
its a bit..snug
you can see what he had for breakfast, its that tight
Sausage and a coupla soft boiled eggs
Fair play...he could wear yer granny's twinset and pearls and still pull it off
Looking good Siavash
Looking good Siavash
quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
It takes a real man to walk about in that get-up and no one but Siavash could pull it off (no pun intended
I wonder how hard David will laugh when BB attacks his Achilles Heel, which they inevitably will. I hope that Siavash laughs just as long and just as loud when that time comes. Can't wait for that one!
Siavash's only fear now, dressed like that, should be that either Marcus or Rodrigo might start to fancy him with those stilettos on
Siavash proved me wrong. I'm very glad he did. He looks like a fool, but at least he did it, even at the risk of being voted out tomorrow (maybe he's hoping he will be :lol: )
BTW Marcus said no way will he do the task to win back the money. Look: http://www.channel4.com/bigbro...00417d9aadbe/play.c4
BTW Marcus said no way will he do the task to win back the money. Look: http://www.channel4.com/bigbro...00417d9aadbe/play.c4
whats wrong with Rodrigo's face at the end? Why's he not happy again?
David sounds like a cackling witch and some of the others looked a tad worried.
i find it quite sexy 
Third leg watch 
quote:Originally posted by frenchbread:quote:Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
It takes a real man to walk about in that get-up and no one but Siavash could pull it off (no pun intended
I wonder how hard David will laugh when BB attacks his Achilles Heel, which they inevitably will. I hope that Siavash laughs just as long and just as loud when that time comes. Can't wait for that one!
Siavash's only fear now, dressed like that, should be that either Marcus or Rodrigo might start to fancy him with those stilettos on
well frency, if he had his back turned towards you and that gorgeous black hair flowing down his back one might mistake him for an attractive woman in some circumstances. The hairy legs atop the stilettos might give him away tho
quote:Third leg watch