What am I missing? The great man himself couldn't possibly be more slow. Maybe his lack of intellect and personality has infected the forum and slowed it all down. Surely something to applaud?
Will he forget to move if he wins and they ask him to come out to his adoring fans? Will he be too cool for school and have nothing to say about his time in the house? I'm not suggesting for a moment here that he doesn't have a personality.
Will he explain why he refused to nominate when all his reasons made no sense to anyone in the world including him? It surely will be riveting viewing if the man with the big beard but no brains or personality wins this year's BB.
I'm sure I'm not alone when I say I really can't wait.
Will he forget to move if he wins and they ask him to come out to his adoring fans? Will he be too cool for school and have nothing to say about his time in the house? I'm not suggesting for a moment here that he doesn't have a personality.
Will he explain why he refused to nominate when all his reasons made no sense to anyone in the world including him? It surely will be riveting viewing if the man with the big beard but no brains or personality wins this year's BB.
I'm sure I'm not alone when I say I really can't wait.