Feel free to vent your anger on Simon in this thread.
I shall return daily to vent profusely.
Grrr.
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I can't believe Kieran and Sarah have gone and that bell end is back.
I say that bell end, because he actually does look like one.
I say that bell end, because he actually does look like one.
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
I can't believe Kieran and Sarah have gone and that bell end is back.
I say that bell end, because he actually does look like one.
I say that bell end, because he actually does look like one.
Good first vent. Actually made me laugh out loud for real. 
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
I can't believe Kieran and Sarah have gone and that bell end is back.
I say that bell end, because he actually does look like one.
I say that bell end, because he actually does look like one.
I don't mind Sarah going , but wanted Kieren to stay , and as for that other pratt......the couple of minutes I just saw was quite enough 
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
I can't believe Kieran and Sarah have gone and that bell end is back.
I say that bell end, because he actually does look like one.
I say that bell end, because he actually does look like one.
But not half so useful sadly
They should make it the shopping task that if he says SHOWBIZ even once, they fail the entire task.
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
They should make it the shopping task that if he says SHOWBIZ even once, they fail the entire task.
omg this! They would gag him! (might even get the new Dom to do it! ) and Jack could actually punch him like someone on HL thread wanted!
Originally Posted by Jen-Star:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
They should make it the shopping task that if he says SHOWBIZ even once, they fail the entire task.
omg this! They would gag him! (might even get the new Dom to do it! ) and Jack could actually punch him like someone on HL thread wanted!
Like on inbetweeners where every time Simon mentions Carly, he gets punched in the balls.
Every time he says showbiz, he gets punched in the balls
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Originally Posted by Jen-Star:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
They should make it the shopping task that if he says SHOWBIZ even once, they fail the entire task.
omg this! They would gag him! (might even get the new Dom to do it! ) and Jack could actually punch him like someone on HL thread wanted!
Like on inbetweeners where every time Simon mentions Carly, he gets punched in the balls.
Every time he says showbiz, he gets punched in the balls
This would also be good
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Originally Posted by Jen-Star:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
They should make it the shopping task that if he says SHOWBIZ even once, they fail the entire task.
omg this! They would gag him! (might even get the new Dom to do it! ) and Jack could actually punch him like someone on HL thread wanted!
Like on inbetweeners where every time Simon mentions Carly, he gets punched in the balls.
Every time he says showbiz, he gets punched in the balls
by a member of the public! Me first, me first, me first!!!
If he continues to say that word I'm going to have to give him a ...a a.......theasurus 
Originally Posted by Amythist:
If he continues to say that word I'm going to have to give him a ...a a.......theasurus
Originally Posted by Amythist:
If he continues to say that word I'm going to have to give him a ...a a.......theasurus
I have to say that when he repeatedly shouted that word I physically felt stressed. If he carries on then I feel I must take to social media to express my extreme discomfort.
If the hm's find him as annoying as I do they'll all nominate him and hopefully he'll go
Originally Posted by Yellow Rose:
If the hm's find him as annoying as I do they'll all nominate him and hopefully he'll go
Does nominating as a method of getting rid of a housemate still work?
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Yellow Rose:
If the hm's find him as annoying as I do they'll all nominate him and hopefully he'll go
I'm praying for that YR ....even 5 minutes of him is too long !!
At least we don't have to live with him, he must be draining
Originally Posted by Cold Sweat:
Originally Posted by Yellow Rose:
If the hm's find him as annoying as I do they'll all nominate him and hopefully he'll go
Does nominating as a method of getting rid of a housemate still work?
Good question
I can't believe they bought him back, even Emma sounded pleased when he got evicted, BB must be really panicking that the series isn't getting people talking and they must think he will annoy us enough to get it trending on Twitter or something
Originally Posted by Aimee:
I can't believe they bought him back, even Emma sounded pleased when he got evicted, BB must be really panicking that the series isn't getting people talking and they must think he will annoy us enough to get it trending on Twitter or something
dont fret - as soon as he can be nommed he will be we need him and his beefy mate out in a double ASAP
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
It'll be coitains for Showboat at the first opp. Still think he's a ringer.
I think Ron Seal is a ringer. How convenient that he knows Jade.
And a convenient spat with Danny within minutes of arriving too.
I hope Showbiz drives him crazy
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
It'll be coitains for Showboat at the first opp. Still think he's a ringer.
I think Ron Seal is a ringer. How convenient that he knows Jade.
And a convenient spat with Danny within minutes of arriving too.
I hope Showbiz drives him crazy
How about a week-long task where they have to be locked in a room together!
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
It'll be coitains for Showboat at the first opp. Still think he's a ringer.
I think Ron Seal is a ringer. How convenient that he knows Jade.
And a convenient spat with Danny within minutes of arriving too.
I hope Showbiz drives him crazy
How about a week-long task where they have to be locked in a room together!
I'm liking that idea
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
It'll be coitains for Showboat at the first opp. Still think he's a ringer.
I think Ron Seal is a ringer. How convenient that he knows Jade.
And a convenient spat with Danny within minutes of arriving too.
I hope Showbiz drives him crazy
How about a week-long task where they have to be locked in a room together!
I'm liking that idea
Me too..!
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
It'll be coitains for Showboat at the first opp. Still think he's a ringer.
I think Ron Seal is a ringer. How convenient that he knows Jade.
And a convenient spat with Danny within minutes of arriving too.
I hope Showbiz drives him crazy
How about a week-long task where they have to be locked in a room together!
With no cameras
Originally Posted by Jen-Star:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
It'll be coitains for Showboat at the first opp. Still think he's a ringer.
I think Ron Seal is a ringer. How convenient that he knows Jade.
And a convenient spat with Danny within minutes of arriving too.
I hope Showbiz drives him crazy
How about a week-long task where they have to be locked in a room together!
With no cameras
Nice one Jen 
