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if your a laydee and could grow a beard, what type of beard would you grow..tash included..

in fact how would the females of this forum imagine their other female mates with a beard lol

trimmed magician type

hairy biker type

muslim type

abe lincoln type

brian blessed type

 

i reckon slimfern has got a pointy beard

blizz gotta wizard fern

cologne is a sensible tash

brisket's is neat and perfect

 

 

lol-cant think of anymore..yet..

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Originally Posted by slimfern:

Brisket is male 

 

And for that You int gerrin a fag next time!! 

 

sorreeeeee brisket lol

i shall snog someone else slimfern

i have blink 182 on and i dont care

by the way

im at the moment sporting a long-ish beardy

with a neat tash

and im going to get me hair shaved

cos its too long

and i know you'd suit a nice neat beard lol

pirate1111
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by slimfern:

Brisket is male 

 

And for that You int gerrin a fag next time!! 

 

sorreeeeee brisket lol

i shall snog someone else slimfern

i have blink 182 on and i dont care

by the way

im at the moment sporting a long-ish beardy

with a neat tash

and im going to get me hair shaved

cos its too long

and i know you'd suit a nice neat beard lol

Snog who ya bliddy like - see if I care 

 

Annnnnd FYI I HATE hairy men !

Last thing I want is to be wading through some thicket gerrin bits stuck between me teeth! 

slimfern
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by slimfern:

Brisket is male 

 

And for that You int gerrin a fag next time!! 

 

sorreeeeee brisket lol

i shall snog someone else slimfern

i have blink 182 on and i dont care

by the way

im at the moment sporting a long-ish beardy

with a neat tash

and im going to get me hair shaved

cos its too long

and i know you'd suit a nice neat beard lol

Snog who ya bliddy like - see if I care 

 

Annnnnd FYI I HATE hairy men !

Last thing I want is to be wading through some thicket gerrin bits stuck between me teeth! 


i beg your pudding i am on about hairy women..anyway you cant sleep with me cos im on............on the piss lol *dances round thread all hairy*

pirate1111
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by slimfern:

Brisket is male 

 

And for that You int gerrin a fag next time!! 

 

sorreeeeee brisket lol

i shall snog someone else slimfern

i have blink 182 on and i dont care

by the way

im at the moment sporting a long-ish beardy

with a neat tash

and im going to get me hair shaved

cos its too long

and i know you'd suit a nice neat beard lol

Snog who ya bliddy like - see if I care 

 

Annnnnd FYI I HATE hairy men !

Last thing I want is to be wading through some thicket gerrin bits stuck between me teeth! 


i beg your pudding i am on about hairy women..anyway you cant sleep with me cos im on............on the piss lol *dances round thread all hairy*

 

Definitely on summat! 

slimfern
Originally Posted by Prometheus:

I don't like beards on men,  never mind women. Some men grow beards when they're losing their hair as though this will in some way compensate for their bald noggin (it never does). Very strange behaviour.

My Dad grew a beard when he retired - it really suits him I think...

But I actually don't like hairy faces 

slimfern
Originally Posted by Prometheus:

I don't like beards on men,  never mind women. Some men grow beards when they're losing their hair as though this will in some way compensate for their bald noggin (it never does). Very strange behaviour.

If they grow a beard  long enough, they can split it and tie it at the top 

FM
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Prometheus:

I don't like beards on men,  never mind women. Some men grow beards when they're losing their hair as though this will in some way compensate for their bald noggin (it never does). Very strange behaviour.

If they grow a beard  long enough, they can split it and tie it at the top 

 

Prometheus
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Karma_:

Nowt wrong with a bit of growth...5 o'clock shadows look well sexy on some men The over groomed goaties look pathetic, though! (And no, I haven't tried it myself before RAWKY pipes up )

Yeh, I quite like a bloke with a bit of stubble..

They can cause a bit of red mark round your mouth after kissing them though...and if you go straight outside afterwards people could mistake it for syphilis. Don't ask me how I know

Karma_
Originally Posted by Karma_:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Karma_:

Nowt wrong with a bit of growth...5 o'clock shadows look well sexy on some men The over groomed goaties look pathetic, though! (And no, I haven't tried it myself before RAWKY pipes up )

Yeh, I quite like a bloke with a bit of stubble..

They can cause a bit of red mark round your mouth after kissing them though...and if you go straight outside afterwards people could mistake it for syphilis. Don't ask me how I know

 

Know what you mean about the chaffing though -  I won't do it! 

slimfern
Originally Posted by slimfern:
Originally Posted by Karma_:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Karma_:

Nowt wrong with a bit of growth...5 o'clock shadows look well sexy on some men The over groomed goaties look pathetic, though! (And no, I haven't tried it myself before RAWKY pipes up )

Yeh, I quite like a bloke with a bit of stubble..

They can cause a bit of red mark round your mouth after kissing them though...and if you go straight outside afterwards people could mistake it for syphilis. Don't ask me how I know

 

Know what you mean about the chaffing though -  I won't do it! 

Karma_
Originally Posted by Karma_:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Karma_:

Nowt wrong with a bit of growth...5 o'clock shadows look well sexy on some men The over groomed goaties look pathetic, though! (And no, I haven't tried it myself before RAWKY pipes up )

Yeh, I quite like a bloke with a bit of stubble..

They can cause a bit of red mark round your mouth after kissing them though...and if you go straight outside afterwards people could mistake it for syphilis. Don't ask me how I know

FM

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