Why is your name at the top? You're supposed to be in labour now... it's MY day! 
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Im quite comfortable sitting here thankyou
Was checked over yesterday by the midwife and she reckons baby will be here before my next check up tuesday. So all we can do is sit tight and wait for things to happen.
Had the fright of my life the other night when I started getting period pains LOL
I had a Jalfrezi last night for tea and a good nights kip, so maybe things will make a move today.
Was checked over yesterday by the midwife and she reckons baby will be here before my next check up tuesday. So all we can do is sit tight and wait for things to happen.
Had the fright of my life the other night when I started getting period pains LOL
I had a Jalfrezi last night for tea and a good nights kip, so maybe things will make a move today.
have a curry...that may do it! 
are you over due Sheep? i took some homeopathic chollaphylum on my due date cos i didn't want to over-run and i was in labour within 2 hours 
No Sheepie, you have to wait until June 4th (that was my guess). 
It's so exciting for you to be able to say, this time next week, you're wee bundle will be here. 
quote:Originally posted by electric shepherd:
are you over due Sheep? i took some homeopathic chollaphylum on my due date cos i didn't want to over-run and i was in labour within 2 hours
Im due tomorrow
cant believe how quick its gone.
Ohhh good luck Sheepie!!
The waiting is awful though isn't it, you reach a point at about 8 months when you just can't wait for it to happen? Not long now and you'll have what you've been waiting for
quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
Im due tomorrow
'citing! hope the wee lamb doesn't keep you hanging on.
Good luck! You must be so excited 
I am excited but shitting myself more
I can cope with the labour its the crowning that im dreading, went into it blind with the 1st one, and paniced with the 2nd, god knows what I will be like with this one
I can cope with the labour its the crowning that im dreading, went into it blind with the 1st one, and paniced with the 2nd, god knows what I will be like with this one
Aw Sheepie - if you've done it twice before this one should be a doddle
quote:Originally posted by Lady P:
Aw Sheepie - if you've done it twice before this one should be a doddle
PMSL not quite a doddle when they have said its approx 9lb
I may never walk again
Lots of Luck hope it all goes well.
quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
I am excited but shitting myself more
I can cope with the labour its the crowning that im dreading, went into it blind with the 1st one, and paniced with the 2nd, god knows what I will be like with this one
well if you've got blissful ignorance and panic out of the way already, this will be like shelling peas
you'll be great hun.
I've got the 31 st May,girl,7lb 1 oz. 
9lb *crosses legs and applies for nunnery*
*crosses legs and applies for nunnery*
don't mind her sheepie...you keep those legs crossed till the 4th June!!! Paddy Power won't know what's hit him
have you tried squeezing your head in the door!
or does that only work when youre constipated
or does that only work when youre constipated
shelling peas comment is still making me giggle
lol
quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
I am excited but shitting myself more
I can cope with the labour its the crowning that im dreading, went into it blind with the 1st one, and paniced with the 2nd, god knows what I will be like with this one
I'm not sure if I dare ask
whats this 'crowning' business?
are you royalty?
*takes low bow and walks backwards out of thread-just incase you are*
are you royalty?
*takes low bow and walks backwards out of thread-just incase you are*
quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
PMSL not quite a doddle when they have said its approx 9lb
Tsk! HE had better not be - he's going to be 7lb 12 oz and he better get a move on and arrive today!
Seriously - good luck whenever, I'll forgive you if it doesn't happen today.
quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:quote:Originally posted by Lady P:
Aw Sheepie - if you've done it twice before this one should be a doddle
PMSL not quite a doddle when they have said its approx 9lb
I may never walk again
are you as big as your others sheep?
....wonders if it will be tonight 30/5 @ 2am....
quote:Originally posted by bozzimacoo:quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:quote:Originally posted by Lady P:
Aw Sheepie - if you've done it twice before this one should be a doddle
PMSL not quite a doddle when they have said its approx 9lb
I may never walk again
are you as big as your others sheep?
....wonders if it will be tonight 30/5 @ 2am....
1st was 7lb 12oz
2nd was 6lb 15oz
Hope it happens real soon for you and all goes well even if I did predict something like the 6th or the 8th
quote:Originally posted by china:
whats this 'crowning' business?
are you royalty?
*takes low bow and walks backwards out of thread-just incase you are*
oh please some one explain this to him
quote:Originally posted by Templetonpeck:quote:Originally posted by china:
whats this 'crowning' business?
are you royalty?
*takes low bow and walks backwards out of thread-just incase you are*
oh please some one explain this to him
One of you mums can do it - I'm playing the no kids card
When the head is coming down ya fluppence at extreme force through the narrowest bit and they tell you not to push, even tho its complete and utter agony and you feel as it you are just about to explode.
quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
When the head is coming down ya fluppence at extreme force through the narrowest bit and they tell you not to push, even tho its complete and utter agony and you feel as it you are just about to explode.
Oh dear lork.
*passes out*
quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:quote:Originally posted by bozzimacoo:
are you as big as your others sheep?
....wonders if it will be tonight 30/5 @ 2am....
1st was 7lb 12oz
2nd was 6lb 15oz
awwww could be about the same. i think i guessed your weight at 7lb 10oz, so there you go!
my lil boz was 8lb something, but i opted for epidural, so cheated on the pain front.
quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
When the head is coming down ya fluppence at extreme force through the narrowest bit and they tell you not to push, even tho its complete and utter agony and you feel as it you are just about to explode.
I remember it well. 
*keeping legs crossed*
quote:Originally posted by Lady P:
*keeping legs crossed*
me too
Ah Sheep... don't worry about the crowning bit... you know what its like... each time its different. What bothered you last time, will be a piece of cake this time (it'll be something different that hurts like hell)
(my son felt like he was coming out of my bum... totally wasn't prepared for that!!)
Still very excited for you (and a little bit scared with you!)
(my son felt like he was coming out of my bum... totally wasn't prepared for that!!)
Still very excited for you (and a little bit scared with you!)
quote:Originally posted by Moonbeams:quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
When the head is coming down ya fluppence at extreme force through the narrowest bit and they tell you not to push, even tho its complete and utter agony and you feel as it you are just about to explode.
Oh dear lork.
*passes out*
i prefer my version