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Sorry Senora, back to carpet munching!
That's just reminded me of the South Park episode where Cartman gets on the floor and licks the carpet 
* i'm no expert* but i heard the term tipping the velvet 
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* i'm no expert* but i heard the term tipping the velvet
I think there was a TV prog with that title a while back. 
yip thats where i heard it ..... twas about lesbians
I don't know who Betty Crocker is..! 
The rest of the thread makes sense though. 
The rest of the thread makes sense though. ![Jeggo (Ben`s Buddy/Member of JJ`s LS]](https://www.gagajoyjoy.com/displayAvatar/user/1266637396778127/fod/1266637396796063/imageType/SQUARE_THUMBNAIL/fried%20egg%204.jpg "Jeggo (Ben`s Buddy/Member of JJ`s LS]"){kind=small}
Beats me why they talk about the intricacies of making love - surely that`s what school kids do unless of course you`re attending a Tantric sex course. Shabby was talking about it as if its was something she had on her CV for a job application. Nothing is private any more.
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yip thats where i heard it ..... twas about lesbians
In Victorian times i remember. 
A later version of this i heard was " Muff Diving".
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as if its was something she had on her CV for a job application.
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to view pornography featuring any Big Brother contestant.
Unless it was someone giving the Tree one. I'd watch that.
i do agree the tree needs a good chopping
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felatio
Felatio Nelson....
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Felatio Nelson..
Ooh Stonks 
smut 
Ah, but Shabby is a cunning linguist!
What's wrong with "tuppence licking" 
Reference: Isadora
I don't tend to talk about oral sex much in everyday terms - it is just not something that occurs in the circles I move in.. Maybe I should get out more
From now on, I shall refer to it as 'Moving in those circles'!
It's delightful...I'll tell my hubby that we have a new password
Why doesn't she call it M inge Munching?
*legsit*
*legsit*
More tea Vicar?
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More tea Vicar?
Don't mind if I do, milk no sugar please. 
