Who goes around calling it cunnilingus(I know I spelt it wrong)?
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Blow job =/= cunnilingus. 
Who said it, 
i missed that bit
i missed that bit
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Blow job =/= cunnilingus.
I was gonna say that, but not as geekily
I got a bit of vom in my mouth when she said that
If you've been receiving cunnilingus but all the while have been enjoying blow jobs, you wanna knock the A off your first name, Senora.
Shabby was showing off saying she gives great "cunnilingus"...I was like who calls it that? surely in everyday terms you'd say blowjob/oral sex?
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If you've been receiving cunnilingus but all the while have been enjoying blow jobs, you wanna knock the A off your first name, Senora.
Stop picking hairs you know what I mean...Reference:
Shabby was showing off saying she gives great "cunnilingus"...I was like who calls it that? surely in everyday terms you'd say blowjob/oral sex?
thanks thats it....no more pringles for me tonight
*puts down nibbles, feels sick*
I don't tend to talk about oral sex much in everyday terms - it is just not something that occurs in the circles I move in..
Maybe I should get out more
Maybe I should get out more
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surely in everyday terms you'd say blowjob
thats only used when "addressing" 
a willy innit?tbh I can think of worse terms for the lady garden version than the one used...
having considered this for way longer than I should have I have decided she should have just said she gives great head!
Her head is manky 
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she should have just said she gives great head!
seconded 
Downtown
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having considered this for way longer than I should have I have decided she should have just said she gives great head!
I've got a feeling away from the TV cameras she probably would say it like that. she said "cunnilingus" to feel clever, she loved it when Josie didn't know what "cunnilingus" meant.
Or nothing at all.
I dread to think what Josie calls it...
there's one term for it that makes me shudder and clamp my hands over my ears!
there's one term for it that makes me shudder and clamp my hands over my ears!
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there's one term for it that makes me shudder and clamp my hands over my ears!
I'm curious, but I don't think I wanna know.... tbh, I don't really know many slang terms for it 
tell us
Yeah dish it!
hahaha!
well.... I think the little boy in the Betty Crocker advert may say it.... before he mentions licking the "patchula"
well.... I think the little boy in the Betty Crocker advert may say it.... before he mentions licking the "patchula"
But thick Josie didn't even understand when it was explained that it meant oral sex. 
That means approximately zero (minus 1) to me. Can you mime it? 
eh?
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But thick Josie didn't even understand when it was explained that it meant oral sex.
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well.... I think the little boy in the Betty Crocker advert may say it.... before he mentions licking the "patchula"
You've lost me love...
What's Betty Crocker been up to?
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I don't tend to talk about oral sex much in everyday terms - it is just not something that occurs in the circles I move in.. Maybe I should get out mor
ROFL i guffawed really loud at that post 
One of our teachers was a lesbian, we used to call her Furburger Freda
The Music teacher?
YES Suzy!! You knew about it too haha! She was one scary beast 
You knew about it too haha! She was one scary beast
She was hellish..she used to caress my thigh, and it was quite hard to run away with a cello between my legs
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we used to call her Furburger Freda
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She was hellish..she used to caress my thigh
No way! She told me I had after school detention on my own with her once, I climbed out the window and pegged it. Sod THAT. Going off on a slight tangent do you remember the R.E. teacher? She was another loon. Never shaved her legs either cos she said God wanted her hairy. That place was mental!
No. But I remember throwing a sanny towel at Mr. Turner 
I was only there till the end of year 4 so my memories are limited. I really liked it there though..proper loony bin that it was
Sorry Senora, back to carpet munching!
I was only there till the end of year 4 so my memories are limited. I really liked it there though..proper loony bin that it was Sorry Senora, back to carpet munching!
Well I'd be shocked if she'd been performing falacio so I do understand her saying cunnilingus....
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I was only there part time (think my end of year attendance rate was about 30%) - was a totally pointless exercise and a mutually satisfactory resolution when I was politely asked to leave early
Sorry Senora for hijackin the fred
Sorry Senora for hijackin the fred
