"Her cellulite bothers me"
"I'd feck her and not call her again"
Now if we FMs were that shallow, what would WE say about Ken?
"I'd feck her and not call her again"
Now if we FMs were that shallow, what would WE say about Ken?
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"her taking my c*** doesn't mean she gets access to my bank account...I'd effin' bin her"
Shallow!! I'd like to shallow fry the moron. 
quote:Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
'Ullo, CV
*Todger Watch*
quote:Originally posted by Shizzlex:
he has to be a wind up surely?
oh and money or no money
i wouldn't ride him in to battle
Me neither, he has weak ickle legs and couldn't take the bit between his teeth...too busy worrying about his wallet!
quote:Originally posted by skive:
Hope you're well.
You're right he deserves some sort of award for instantaneous offensiveness, takes most HMs weeks to build up this level of universal loathing.
Jings, lassie, I'm SO glad to see you here, I don't have the words...
But, aside from that rather slushy note...universal loathing, yep, even from the few men posting here.
I wonder if Marcus, naive as he is to the ways of the female species, with Ken's wallet in his pocket, would be less, equal, or more successful than Ken, in pursuit of love?
quote:Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
Jings, lassie, I'm SO glad to see you here, I don't have the words...
But, aside from that rather slushy note...universal loathing, yep, even from the few men posting here.
I wonder if Marcus, naive as he is to the ways of the female species, with Ken's wallet in his pocket, would be less, equal, or more successful than Ken, in pursuit of love?
I love slush!
I think Marcus would be more successful as he falls hook line and sinker and becomes a lovesick puppy. The right woman would have him in her clutches. Ken just falls hook line and sinker for himself, he's never going to love any woman as much as he loves himself.