wot no virgins? *goes to look on mature dating site*
ROFL stop lowering the tone you
I realised it would be a pointless exercise.
Wassailers
You might pull a few crackers though! Or maybe not 
thankfully I'm a straight woman. I'd hate to be a bloke reduced to that.
ZZZZzzzzz after your meal 
What's left in the bank....
Advent Calender
Bells
Crackers
little donkey
Eric and Ernie's Christmas show
figgy pudding
Garland
Illuminations
Pengy !!! We did it again
told you we're psychically entwined 
I really want to say Jesus again, but anyway Christmas Jumpers
Kiss 
Lanterns
Wonder how many times we'll go through the alphabet?
Some big kids on here including myself
Mulled Wine
Nativity
Oxo (it's made out of Oxo Cubes)
partridge in a pear tree
Queuing for the 'popular' toy.
Been there - done that - Optimus Prime and Cabbage Patch spring to mind.
robin
Christmas Shopping
Table (bit random I know)
Unto us a child is born
Vixen
Wenceslas
X box? [its a pressy]
Yo Yo (a stocking must have)
Yo Yo (a stocking must have)
and you always get em in crackers too
Zits from eating too many selection boxes
Asti Spumante
I might just miss that this year.
