thankfully I'm a straight woman.  I'd hate to be a bloke reduced to that.

  ZZZZzzzzz after your meal

What's left in the bank....

Advent Calender

Bells

Crackers

little donkey 

Eric and Ernie's Christmas show 

figgy pudding

Pengy !!! We did it again 

Garland

Holly

Illuminations

told you we're psychically entwined 

I really want to say Jesus again, but anyway Christmas Jumpers

Kiss 

Lanterns 

Wonder how many times we'll go through the alphabet? 

Some big kids on here including myself 

Mulled Wine

Nativity

Oxo (it's made out of Oxo Cubes)

partridge in a pear tree 

Queuing for the 'popular' toy.

Been there - done that - Optimus Prime and Cabbage Patch spring to mind.

robin

Christmas Shopping

Table (bit random I know)

Unto us a child is born

Vixen

Wenceslas 

X box? [its a pressy]

Yo Yo (a stocking must have)

 and you always get em in crackers too 

Zits from eating too many selection boxes

Asti Spumante

I might just miss  that this year.

Awaaaaay in a manger