but we cut to adverts! 
Replies sorted oldest to newest
Good, gives me time to turn it on. 
looks like Ife told her instead and Shabby aint happy 
oh no she hasnt told her ... confusing this!
I'm missing this, Mr L is watching half naked sweaty lycra clad men grapple each other 
Updates would be ace, ta
Updates would be ace, ta
i think Ife told Caoimhe that Shabby had something to tell her and Caoimhe is trying to find out and Shabby has got all embarrased and run off
FFS, wish she would just get on with it.
If I was there I would just say "Basically, she wants to do a 69 with you"
Done and dusted.
If I was there I would just say "Basically, she wants to do a 69 with you"
Done and dusted.
Caoinhe is saying how much she loves her bf so I dont think she wants any clunge action with Shabby
Threesome?
Shabby is pissed that Ife has hinted to Keeva that Shabby has something to tell her ,Shabby is mad because I think Shabby wanted to turn this situation into her own little soap opera,she is always thinking ahead of the what will make the HL show.
Ife is now telling Corin! Shabby is coming out the diary room
Shabby keeps doing weird jumps and over dramatising it all 
Reference:
Shabby keeps doing weird jumps and over dramatising it all
Yep, looking for air time
Everything Shabby does is for the camera's .
I've got it on now, Ben in a strangemakingmytellygofunny stripey robe.
And who are Nathan and Shabby bitching about toenail-varnish?
you must be on Plus 1 Leccy cos that happened ages ago
Hope this little episode is the demise of the "Bathroom group".
Caomnhe has caught Ife and Shabby talking in the loo
and finally she tells her
Reference:
you must be on Plus 1 Leccy cos that happened ages ago
I'm in the kitchen, Mr L just wandered in here and switched this telly on so mebbes he's feeling I deserve extra BB after me letting him watch his crappy UFC
ahh well he's a good boy then
Keeva says on her VT that she likes girls..now in the house she doesn't
Govan says he's BY on his VT but has said he is straight.
Ben says he is straight on his VT but in the house he says he has "Dabbled"
Why do they feel the need to misrepresent who they are to get in the BB house.
Govan says he's BY on his VT but has said he is straight.
Ben says he is straight on his VT but in the house he says he has "Dabbled"
Why do they feel the need to misrepresent who they are to get in the BB house.
cos it's boring to be hetero? 
is it over yet?
I had to turn over and am watching a really old Star Trek film cos I was cringing too much!
I had to turn over and am watching a really old Star Trek film cos I was cringing too much!
nah theyre still on about it
No Ditty, it's still going on
Captain 'Wiggy' Kirk it is then!
What will Shabby think up next to keep her on the HL shows now that Ife has cut short her latest drama.
Reference:
ahh well he's a good boy then
He's a good 'un He's making me toffee again now ...and I'm watching Shabby in her titfer in the bathroom winging to Ife about her unrequited lust (I presume I'm still an hour behind) But I just wanna shake her and tell her to grow the heck up!
OOh she feels "pure and genuine" stuff for her, it's not sleazy....yeah right Shabs, you've had your sex drive surgically removed. Shadapp, don't perpetuate the female urge-less myth, I thought you might have been a feminist. And I still wanna poke you in the eye with a kohl pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*breathe*
Reference:
Govan says he's BY on his VT but has said he is straight.
He's as straight as a rounderbout....
argghhhh!
my star trek film has finished .... and they have just announced "next we are paying a late night visit tot he big brother house"
live feed .... its like buses & men!
my star trek film has finished .... and they have just announced "next we are paying a late night visit tot he big brother house"
live feed .... its like buses & men!
Reference:
I still wanna poke you in the eye with a kohl pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pass me that pencil when your done ,cheers.
my OH just said I bet she's not even a lesbian!
No need for Marcus Bentley when we have Shabby in the house . Creates the drama and does the voice overs.
love this thread
Reference:
Pass me that pencil when your done ,cheers.
I sharpened it for you Reference:
my OH just said I bet she's not even a lesbian!
lol! she so is! I used to have a little lesbian stalker that was just like her when I worked in a pub (many many years ago).
She used to sit at the bar nursing her blackcurrant cordial all night.... staring at me. Then if a customer gave me any hassle she would suddenly leap on their back all feral and scary! S'not like I needed any help.... she did it once to a bloke who wasn't causing trouble, I'd just had to ask him to leave the fixtures alone (he was trying to prise a picture off the wall)... but across the pub she leaped... onto his back like some demonic pixie!
Reference:
she so is! I used to have a little lesbian stalker that was just like her when I worked in a pub (many many years ago). She used to sit at the bar nursing her blackcurrant cordial all night.... staring at me. Then if a customer gave me any hassle she would suddenly leap on their back all feral and scary! S'not like I needed any help.... she did it once to a bloke who wasn't causing trouble, I'd just had to ask him to leave the fixtures alone (he was trying to prise a picture off the wall)... but across the pub she leaped... onto his back like some demonic pixie!
Reference:
I sharpened it for you
I owe you one.