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"YES!!!! It so happens that I am pregnant at the moment and me an my partner had sex on a few occasions, now my baby is pregnant with twins and is only 3 weeks behind me for the birth we are all very excited , some more great news is as I have been eating alot of sushi all 3 babies have a high chance of speaking fluent Japanese. We look forward to what the future holds as I will be a new mother an new nana in the space of a month."
Saint
"Me girl Tracy got pregnant but we was very careful afterwards not to knock da baybee's hed wit my ho-ho diddly.

Tracy sed she thought her foof was gonna heal over after 9months wit no action.

She got sooo fat she couldn't get in da bath and couldn't keep ma baybee clean - so it was no wonder lil Winston was black wen he was born.

People point and laff wen we is out but i just smile and say Winston is gonna save a fortune in sun bed treatments.

That shut them up."
Saint
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"YES!!!! It so happens that I am pregnant at the moment and me an my partner had sex on a few occasions, now my baby is pregnant with twins and is only 3 weeks behind me for the birth we are all very excited , some more great news is as I have been eating alot of sushi all 3 babies have a high chance of speaking fluent Japanese. We look forward to what the future holds as I will be a new mother an new nana in the space of a month."
I love that
SazBomb
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sitting on public toilet seats enough, thats how i got pregnant.

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You get preggers by doing the back stroke in the same lane as a boy who'se just done the front crawl!

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My mum got pregnant while riding a mans bike.

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We all got pregnant at work on a swivelly chair next to a waste paper bin.I think
*taking notes*
Sarum

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