There is currently an ad on the radio for this stuff where a wife is hinting to her husband.

She ends up saying 'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

If Mr Woo bought me something for Christmas that combats the seven signs of ageing .............................................

I'd smash him in the mouth and say 'DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU!!"

I can only assume Soozy has the seven signs

FYI Saint

The Olay Total Effects range combines 7 age-defying skin care benefits into 1 formula for visibly younger-looking skin. With an exclusive VitaNiacin formula,Total Effects is also proven effective in fighting seven signs of ageing—look of fine lines and wrinkles, rough texture, uneven skin tone, surface dullness, appearance of pores, noticeability of age spots, and dryness.

A word of advice .........do not buy it for your mum - chocolates, flowers a bottle of perfume NOT SOMETHING THAT SAY'S YOU LOOK OLD.

*scribbles notes*

One sign I know for men is hair growth moving from growing on the head to growing out of the ears & nose. 

Zimmer frame doesn't enter into it then?

Well ..........you know your own mum ...............might she prefer something like this?

Now that is nice - good choice - however i got her these

Two rows of white tiles???

I don't think I'm seeing the whole thing!

I've noticed ONE of the seven signs is being unable to find the hole to fasten the seat belt in a car

Hee hee hee

Taking ages to get to the point

One thing i have learned from this forum is that we must look after our elderly

 Thanks Renton

Methinks Sainty has a wabbit fetish 

It's beginning to look that way.

Ignoring those two ^^^

Another is "talking to strangers" - think about it.

Do you?

 but then i'm oldish and weird 

I talk to strangers! I try to be very friendly approachable when in public, dunno why cos a lot of people are miserable gits

Jen - Jen - Jen . . . there's a line. Are you crossing it?

I talk to myself and I'm a bit strange.....................does that make me a stranger?

It bloody does

Needing to have everything hot - with gravy (seemingly)

Today in Sainsburys i was pondering onions. Which to buy?

When an old dear stood next to me and said,

"Get the cheap ones - they're always best"

 . . . and she stood there til i put them in me basket!!! LOL

Everywhere I go, strangers talk to me.

It has to be said, that most of them are elderly.

Maybe they feel sorry for you - now why wud they do that?

Anyone met Yakult?

No they don't feel sorry for me.

They see my friendly face and decide I'd be nice to chat to.

ive said this before

turning off kerrang and listening to radio4..or 4extra

*hobbles away from thread*

Being seen as a friendly face and nice by the elderly could quite possibly be a sign of aging

 I think you could be right.

Your avi reminds me of a German shepherd dog Sainty 

Moonie - SpecSavers - pronto!!!

this woman has it about right I think

Not in that hat she won't

It makes me think of the film 'Donnie Darko'.

That's courting danger isn't it?  

A lot of women baulk at domestic stuff for Crimbo presents and would prefer something more personal for themselves, unless they've asked for them specifically of course.