Hi, all:
Here it is, the event you've been waiting for: the year's first server maintenance! 
Tomorrow, from 4PM until 4AM on Wednesday, we'll be doing maintenance on the servers that power this site. You may experience outages (yep, I said "outages") for up to 30 seconds at a time, but shouldn't have any issues beyond that.
Enjoy! 
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El Loro posted:Is the opposite of an outage an inage
It is now! 
Sounds like actresses and bishops are doing the maintenance
El Loro posted:Is the opposite of an outage an inage
I’ll be AWOL tomorrow and Wednesday, so I’ll miss all the excitement
I'll translate: Things are broken, they need fixing.
It will happen on and off tomorrow from tea time until you go to bed.
Expect things to mess up now and again.
That's progress for you.
Has this got anything to do with Intel processors?
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has this got anything to do with Intel processors?
Easy with the questions EC
They're Americans 
Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Has this got anything to do with Intel processors?
Apple have just released another security update ....for those it effects
There's enough pesticides on apples without wanting more protection 
Saint posted:I'll translate: Things are broken, they need fixing.
It will happen on and off tomorrow from tea time until you go to bed.
Expect things to mess up now and again.
That's progress for you.
Mostly right (kinda like Google Translate) 😏
Nothing is broken, just needs updating.
And I don’t THINK its got anything to do with Intel processors, but I suppose it’s possible...
Lori posted:Saint posted:I'll translate: Things are broken, they need fixing.
It will happen on and off tomorrow from tea time until you go to bed.
Expect things to mess up now and again.
That's progress for you.
Mostly right (kinda like Google Translate) 😏
Nothing is broken, just needs updating.
And I don’t THINK its got anything to do with Intel processors, but I suppose it’s possible...
😂😂😂
Lori posted:Saint posted:I'll translate: Things are broken, they need fixing.
It will happen on and off tomorrow from tea time until you go to bed.
Expect things to mess up now and again.
That's progress for you.
Mostly right (kinda like Google Translate) 😏
Nothing is broken, just needs updating.
And I don’t THINK its got anything to do with Intel processors, but I suppose it’s possible...
Sounds a bit like "Apple translate"
Nothing's wrong, err ... it's not broken, ok
We're just Blue Skying this to the cloud to make it future-proof
and Microsoft are rubbish
Saint posted:Lori posted:Saint posted:I'll translate: Things are broken, they need fixing.
It will happen on and off tomorrow from tea time until you go to bed.
Expect things to mess up now and again.
That's progress for you.
Mostly right (kinda like Google Translate) 😏
Nothing is broken, just needs updating.
And I don’t THINK its got anything to do with Intel processors, but I suppose it’s possible...
Sounds a bit like "Apple translate"
Nothing's wrong, err ... it's not broken, ok
We're just Blue Skying this to the cloud to make it future-proof
and Microsoft are rubbish
Translation please...
Well "to the cloud" just means "it's cloudy" to me 
After all of that....the maintenance has been rescheduled to Friday. Our vendor couldn't get their ducks in a row in time, so we just canceled and re-scheduled...for Friday. Same bat time, same bat channel. Note that I'll update the topic title to reflect the proper date.
Lori posted:After all of that....the maintenance has been rescheduled to Friday. Our vendor couldn't get their ducks in a row in time, so we just canceled and re-scheduled...for Friday. Same bat time, same bat channel. Note that I'll update the topic title to reflect the proper date.
They messed up
It's happening on Friday
Don't say anything - it might provoke them
This morning when I posted it took longer than normal to go through. Then the forum went down and I was getting Will Robinson messages. I posted about this on the Social Strata help site. This forum came back after 15/20 minutes. Social Strata later confirmed that this was down to a short term issue with one of their servers.
Nothing to do with tomorrow's scheduled server maintenance.
Forum has crashed twice in the last 15 minutes but, at least we were warned in advance
Baz posted:I’m guessing the outages have started
That would be "perfect" timing, wouldn't it??
I THINK this site will be done and dusted by then...but I can make no guarantees...
Lori posted:I THINK this site will be done and dusted by then...but I can make no guarantees...
Are we up?
Are we down?
Are we spinning all around?
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Are we up?
Are we down?
Are we spinning all around?
No idea, I've just logged in!
