Oops, didn't come out the way I wanted it to

i was trying to figure out where the fabric conditioner went in the fridge the other week

It doesn't Aims

i know that now  i was trying for ages to get it into the shelve in the door

Woulda been worse had you tried to put it in your tea

 and a couple of years ago after having a little glass of sherry  i found myself opening the back door to go for a wee  i haven't had a downstairs toilet since i lived at home

When I have a senior moment I hope it's as good as that!!!.....

it's snot funny  i'm only in my 30's  god help me

 

Bless

I often find myself holding my tongue now, and I'm only 49!

i stood looking into the garden, wondering where to go  thankfully the cold air woke me up

LOL...... At least at my age I am allowed senior moments...

i do worry about myself baz  mind you my daughter seems to be following me, she took the toilet roll out of the bathroom to bed with her the other night 

  Don't worry Aimee.... it happens to all of us...... especially after a  *sherry*

I lost the sewing box and found it in the fridge
Maggie xx

No sherry involved in above
Maggie xx

wonder why you put it in the fridge maggie

PMSL Maggie, That's got to be the best yet!

I'd expect that at your age though Aims

I have been known to try and hang my coat up in the fridge, there must be something magnetic about them

OH Low!


But then again, I've known my mam bless her to put the cereal in the oven and like Aims, put the Comfort in the fridge

Flipping heck,I have about 20 a day,I'm menopausal,off the HRT for a year now,my brain is scrambled eggs!
Not over clever type stuff,my memory is excellent at that,it's more like ,put me  specs down,then hunt for the buggers for 15 minutes etc.Sigh.I've got ones with the chains you hang round your neck,but I take them off still.

I've opened a new packet of cigarettes and held them under a running tap on quite a few occasions.

LOL and Awwwwww at the same time Katty


Anyway peeps, I have to go to bed now..........this flippin work thing  Night all

Nite nite Onetoo

WHY????

Mine are..tried to put bread into the VCR to make toast....squirted fairy liguid over my chicken to baste it and got in the passenger side of the car only to realise I was the driver....

 Ello Stonks...... I've  done the opposite and got into the driving side before...... and don't drive. I  wondered why OH was standing staring at me.......

It's all downhill from here Aimee.     Watch if you can remember to.

I bet no-one's left a 10 day old baby in Boots because they'd  forgotton they had a new baby.

I tell ya something, you lot are all bloody loons

thats called baby brain

I used to play for a darts team and used tochalk the board,one night i put the chalk in my mouth and tried to light it
Maggie XX

And happy loons

My OH did Essie.  The baby was about 6 weeks old at the time and hubbie was in Tesco.  They all know him there so they let him go as far as the door and then called him back and asked him if he had forgotten something.
He checked for his wallet and that he had the 2 bags of shopping but forgot about the child.
They all had a great laugh about it.