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Huh?
the furniture in bits that you must build your self with weird looking clips and scews and things not known to man
Edwardians had a similar thing but it came with 'a lidl man that does'
I fear dear friends that the item in question will take permanant residence in the spare room of self assembly type things - just waiting for THE KNOWLEDGE to arrive!
I fear dear friends that the item in question will take permanant residence in the spare room of self assembly type things - just waiting for THE KNOWLEDGE to arrive!
quote:the furniture in bits that you must build your self with weird looking clips and scews and things not known to man
I have a theory that on Fridays the workforce at the factory have a game whereby they throw all the different packets of slips, screws and things not known to man into a big bowl and then they put them with the boxes of wooden boards willy nilly.
yes
i mean even the delivery man
'blimey this is heavy'
he said as he struggled up the path
wot did he want me to do - break a nail
he's a delivery man - he delivers things
'blimey this is heavy'
he said as he struggled up the path
wot did he want me to do - break a nail
he's a delivery man - he delivers things
quote:Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:
the furniture in bits that you must build your self with weird looking clips and scews and things not known to man
allan keys
quote:yes
Evil, aren't they?
quote:allan keys
He is the work of the devil
i mean you see a lovely photo and thing oh super - then a box of bits arrives with notice easy assembly
i am thinking about bringing in one of those firms of male servants to actually build it
i am thinking about bringing in one of those firms of male servants to actually build it
quote:Originally posted by Blackpudlian:quote:allan keys
He is the work of the devil
lol
I rather enjoy doing self assembly..it takes me back to my youth, playing with mechano.
mr alan key has a scew loose
quote:Originally posted by Teddy Bleads:
I rather enjoy doing self assembly..it takes me back to my youth, playing with mechano.
teddy - darling!!!!!!!!!!
i feckin hate it
i loathe places like B&Q with men's things and more bits and things in orange
i simply don't know where to start
chum said ; aren't you going to at least try?
lil: NO
chum said ; aren't you going to at least try?
lil: NO
I would never shop at lidlquote:Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:
Edwardians had a similar thing but it came with 'a lidl man that does'
I fear dear friends that the item in question will take permanant residence in the spare room of self assembly type things - just waiting for THE KNOWLEDGE to arrive!
I just picked up the bag of assorted screws and just put them down again
I think it will take me a few days to bond with the hinges
I think it will take me a few days to bond with the hinges
quote:Originally posted by DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD.:I would never shop at lidlquote:Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:
Edwardians had a similar thing but it came with 'a lidl man that does'
I fear dear friends that the item in question will take permanant residence in the spare room of self assembly type things - just waiting for THE KNOWLEDGE to arrive!
YOU WOULD NEVER SHOP AT LIDL BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T LET YOU IN!
GOOD DAY TO YOU!
Whyquote:Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:quote:Originally posted by DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD.:I would never shop at lidlquote:Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:
Edwardians had a similar thing but it came with 'a lidl man that does'
I fear dear friends that the item in question will take permanant residence in the spare room of self assembly type things - just waiting for THE KNOWLEDGE to arrive!
YOU WOULD NEVER SHOP AT LIDL BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T LET YOU IN!
GOOD DAY TO YOU!
I did look sadly at the delivery man - like this but he ignored me
quote:Originally posted by DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD.:Whyquote:Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:quote:Originally posted by DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD.:I would never shop at lidlquote:Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:
Edwardians had a similar thing but it came with 'a lidl man that does'
I fear dear friends that the item in question will take permanant residence in the spare room of self assembly type things - just waiting for THE KNOWLEDGE to arrive!
YOU WOULD NEVER SHOP AT LIDL BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T LET YOU IN!
GOOD DAY TO YOU!
because I have shares in lidl's and would have your photo posted in every branch wit DO NOT SERVE
you see you should NEVER post a photo of yourself for others to see
Former Member
I'm a dab hand at building furniture, but then I love jigsaw puzzles. Have a B&D powertool and a ratchet screwdriver. These are a few of my favourite things!
i adore lidl
i also adore harvey nichols harrods and fortnum and mason
but have more fun in primark
i loathe shopping snobs
you can't buy taste
shopping in waitrose does not a wine expert make
i also adore harvey nichols harrods and fortnum and mason
but have more fun in primark
i loathe shopping snobs
you can't buy taste
shopping in waitrose does not a wine expert make
Have you been drinking again lil
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
I'm a dab hand at buildong furniture, but then I love jigsaw puzzles. Have a B&D powertool and a ratchet screwdriver. These are a few of my favourite things!
lil looks on in admiration
i bought an electric scewdriver but it goes backwards
apparently - i just need a hammer and a scewdriver as these were illustrated
they forgot to add four photos of strong but friendly men
wot am i going to do
Former Member
Is it a large item?
i just keep looking at the instructions
then i go and have a cup of tea and see what the latest mascara is in superdrug just to calm my nerves and get some sense of normality to the day
i love dog the bounty hunter so i am not adverse to manly ways
then i go and have a cup of tea and see what the latest mascara is in superdrug just to calm my nerves and get some sense of normality to the day
i love dog the bounty hunter so i am not adverse to manly ways
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luvies to you all
sigh
any tips on how to change a mixer tap would be gratefully received
quote:Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:
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luvies to you all
sigh
any tips on how to change a mixer tap would be gratefully received
Defo get a handy man in!
I like self assembly stuff. I have lots of tools too. I think I must have been a man in a previous life, and some of it stuck!
Helllllllllllllll00000000000000000!
Self-assembly is a guide not a command Lil
Self-assembly is a guide not a command Lil
I love putting things together. In fact I take things apart just to see how they work and then try and put them back together.
I have boxes of bits that have been left over, but very rarely does the item not work as advertised when finished.
Computers are things I hate, you do not fix them you just replace the broken bit. Boring.
I have boxes of bits that have been left over, but very rarely does the item not work as advertised when finished.
Computers are things I hate, you do not fix them you just replace the broken bit. Boring.
Lil! I was only recently thinking I'd not seen you here for a while
I'm the self-assembly queen in our house. If the OH does it, there's always a few bits left over
I'm the self-assembly queen in our house. If the OH does it, there's always a few bits left over
lmaoquote:Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:
i mean even the delivery man
'blimey this is heavy'
he said as he struggled up the path
wot did he want me to do - break a nail
he's a delivery man - he delivers things
You are a one dearest Lillian
quote:Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:
the furniture in bits that you must build your self with weird looking clips and scews and things not known to man
And there's always one or two pieces missing, and you can't identify from the diagram which exact bit they are referring to. My hubby once put together a tall bookshelf and it was never really stable and when we took it to pieces to get rid of it we found out he had put the base bit on upside down
Oh I love building flat pack!! I usually break a nail undoing the box though!
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