I once suffered a small ripping indecent i cant beleive i just admitted that online

Please tell me you got your toenail caught in the sheet.....

I love what I assume is the Freudian mis-spelling btw!

no

Many moons ago my then boyfriends foreskin tore,blood everywhere.

It got bent in a way it should not bend... I was bruised for a week....

Oh god, why did I look in here while I was having lunch?

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, even I cringed at that, and I don't have a bendy thing.  Poor you.


Vikinggal, I too have been involved in a tearing incident

eeek!   I have witnessed a similar event....   seemed to be painful!

It wasn't an injury, but I did start my bed on fire once.

got knocked out once

first time with an ex, in the shower..and the door opened and i fell out smacking my head on the loo seat.

woke up to find a naked bloke flapping over me (lol) omg i couldn't stop laughing and he thought i had knocked the sense out of me...the more worried he looked the more i laughed like a loon!

took me a couple of hours to calm down

few others but that one if possible the most memorable, even if i was out of it for a while lol

I've broken a bed and tipped a bed right over, but never set one on fire

i am intreged

We did that... on holiday in Egypt.... and we weren't married.... which they are not that keen on... so to then have to go to reception and report a broken bed!!!!  

I felt like a right Harlot!

I'm shocked at all the filth

i've had quite a few incidents of this kind

my favourite was breaking a paratroopers willy with the power of my fluffeh ...the wimp

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

Feels decidedly inadequate in the bedroom department.  

I've not hospitalised anyone.....

Went to the bathroom on holiday starkers after a little tumble with my ex to find a gorgeous spanish bloke fixing the plumbing, I sreamed, ran and stubbed my little toe and broke it

I've clearly led a charmed life... or just a miserable one


Z.

... at what point did you wonder just how long he had been in the bathroom?


Z.

I didn't hear him coming in  I was distracted, my toe didn't half throb for days though  

 It's not a skill,and most embarrassing.I have a razor sharp lady garden!

Delicate hash burn  

My hip has been known to pop out of place on occasion   The first time it happened, the noises of pain were mistaken for noises of pleasure and I thought I was going to die  

Oh I once whacked my toes off the foot of the bed trying to get a better angle they were black and blue for weeks and they still hurt on cold days

Hahahahahaha mine does it all the time too, and like you the first time it happened Mr Cinds thought he was being a 'GOD' in the bedroom until I eventually managed to scream out that my hip was disjointed.

  oh Cinds it's the most painful thing in the world...and you hate to say anything because they're going goodo and you know it's totally the wrong time to stop, but dear jesus the pain

I know bless him

When I cry out now he reminds me of the time he soldiered on after crunching his toes on a sun lounger when crouching down to tend to me on a balcony.

I bet he used the words 'soldiered on' as well....as if he'd have stopped if there was a nuclear holocaust

Well he was standing to attention

Did I mention the stookie? 

Water melon 

Gotta be ripe 

Why am I having mental images of American Pie and the scene with the apple pie

did he get promoted afterwards?

Reference: you smoked a watermelon?

No I made him go down and give me 10!

High Temps 

Low Carotino