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Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:

What happens if he's one of those weird people that doesn't drink.!  

 

As for smellies, they're a mine field if you don't buy what YOU like.  Remember, this bloke will be wafting around the office come January reeking, so don't buy him anything resembling eau de armpit.

Oi....................I'm not weird

Soozy Woo
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

So, tomorrow is Secret Santa day !!!!    dreading it.

 

I have bought the recipient of my secret santa gift a selection (locally brewed beers - 6 of them). He's a drinker and I'm sure they will go down well.

 

Now I must go to a mirror and practice my "Oh that's a surprise, thank you so much" act.

 

 

Wish me luck!

 

 

Good luck  

Don't worry, its only a Secret Santa EC... half the fun is moaning about what crap you got 

FM
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

So, tomorrow is Secret Santa day !!!!    dreading it.

 

I have bought the recipient of my secret santa gift a selection (locally brewed beers - 6 of them). He's a drinker and I'm sure they will go down well.

 

Now I must go to a mirror and practice my "Oh that's a surprise, thank you so much" act.

 

 

Wish me luck!

 

 

Good luck  

Don't worry, its only a Secret Santa EC... half the fun is moaning about what crap you got 

 

They all take it so serious though - you should see the effort they have gone to with wrapping and swing tags.

 

I have wrapped mine up so much it should take a week to unwrap 

 

 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

So, tomorrow is Secret Santa day !!!!    dreading it.

 

I have bought the recipient of my secret santa gift a selection (locally brewed beers - 6 of them). He's a drinker and I'm sure they will go down well.

 

Now I must go to a mirror and practice my "Oh that's a surprise, thank you so much" act.

 

 

Wish me luck!

 

 

Good luck  

Don't worry, its only a Secret Santa EC... half the fun is moaning about what crap you got 

 

They all take it so serious though - you should see the effort they have gone to with wrapping and swing tags.

 

I have wrapped mine up so much it should take a week to unwrap 

 

 

oops... I've just wrapped my secret santa prezzie for tomorrow.   The recipient will probably think she's getting a fish supper in fancy paper...  I don't do twiddly bits...

Kaffs
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

So, tomorrow is Secret Santa day !!!!    dreading it.

 

I have bought the recipient of my secret santa gift a selection (locally brewed beers - 6 of them). He's a drinker and I'm sure they will go down well.

 

Now I must go to a mirror and practice my "Oh that's a surprise, thank you so much" act.

 

 

Wish me luck!

 

 

Good luck  

Don't worry, its only a Secret Santa EC... half the fun is moaning about what crap you got 

 

They all take it so serious though - you should see the effort they have gone to with wrapping and swing tags.

 

I have wrapped mine up so much it should take a week to unwrap 

 

 

oops... I've just wrapped my secret santa prezzie for tomorrow.   The recipient will probably think she's getting a fish supper in fancy paper...  I don't do twiddly bits...

Did I tell you I think you're wonderful   

FM
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

So, tomorrow is Secret Santa day !!!!    dreading it.

 

I have bought the recipient of my secret santa gift a selection (locally brewed beers - 6 of them). He's a drinker and I'm sure they will go down well.

 

Now I must go to a mirror and practice my "Oh that's a surprise, thank you so much" act.

 

 

Wish me luck!

 

 

Good luck  

Don't worry, its only a Secret Santa EC... half the fun is moaning about what crap you got 

 

They all take it so serious though - you should see the effort they have gone to with wrapping and swing tags.

 

I have wrapped mine up so much it should take a week to unwrap 

 

 

oops... I've just wrapped my secret santa prezzie for tomorrow.   The recipient will probably think she's getting a fish supper in fancy paper...  I don't do twiddly bits...

Did I tell you I think you're wonderful   

  you don't twiddle either then, sprout 

Kaffs
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

So, tomorrow is Secret Santa day !!!!    dreading it.

 

I have bought the recipient of my secret santa gift a selection (locally brewed beers - 6 of them). He's a drinker and I'm sure they will go down well.

 

Now I must go to a mirror and practice my "Oh that's a surprise, thank you so much" act.

 

 

Wish me luck!

 

 

Good luck  

Don't worry, its only a Secret Santa EC... half the fun is moaning about what crap you got 

 

They all take it so serious though - you should see the effort they have gone to with wrapping and swing tags.

 

I have wrapped mine up so much it should take a week to unwrap 

 

 

FM
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

So, tomorrow is Secret Santa day !!!!    dreading it.

 

I have bought the recipient of my secret santa gift a selection (locally brewed beers - 6 of them). He's a drinker and I'm sure they will go down well.

 

Now I must go to a mirror and practice my "Oh that's a surprise, thank you so much" act.

 

 

Wish me luck!

 

 

Good luck  

Don't worry, its only a Secret Santa EC... half the fun is moaning about what crap you got 

 

They all take it so serious though - you should see the effort they have gone to with wrapping and swing tags.

 

I have wrapped mine up so much it should take a week to unwrap 

 

 

oops... I've just wrapped my secret santa prezzie for tomorrow.   The recipient will probably think she's getting a fish supper in fancy paper...  I don't do twiddly bits...

Did I tell you I think you're wonderful   

  you don't twiddle either then, sprout 

Nah, it's not the wrapping.........it's what's in it 

FM
Originally Posted by Saint:

EC how old are you (for some reason i thought you were quite young)

 

For a young male - ÂĢ10 - an HMV voucher?

A Guiness wall clock - or a Stella Artois one?

Have you got one of those useful/silly gadget shops? They're a gold mine of choices.

An LED keyfob ... if he drives.

A number plate with his name on it?

Bunch of flowers

 

Moonie

I recall taking part in a Secret Father Christmas caper many years ago when working as a temp and I drew my boss's name from the hat.  He was a rather unpleasant fellow who fancied himself as a bit of a Don Juan and so, when visiting a local joke shop and my eye was caught by a rather garish 'Willy Warmer' (knitted) I couldn't resist it. 

 

I don't know what upset him more; the fact that the aforementioned 'warmer' was only about three inches long or the fact that the packaging bore the following advice:

 

Will Shrink to Fit

 

 

Madame Arcati
Originally Posted by Madame Arcati:

I recall taking part in a Secret Father Christmas caper many years ago when working as a temp and I drew my boss's name from the hat.  He was a rather unpleasant fellow who fancied himself as a bit of a Don Juan and so, when visiting a local joke shop and my eye was caught by a rather garish 'Willy Warmer' (knitted) I couldn't resist it. 

 

I don't know what upset him more; the fact that the aforementioned 'warmer' was only about three inches long or the fact that the packaging bore the following advice:

 

Will Shrink to Fit

 

 

I was given one of those once 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:

We had our work's Secret Santa yesterday .  We do the thing where you have to pick a letter as well as a name, and the present has to start with that letter.   Boss's missus got the young girl in the office and the letter V. 

 

she got her a vajazzle kit...  

Haha! That's a brilliant idea ... I shall suggest that for next year

 

I got a tube of hand cream this year, well whoopie do

Rexi

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