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Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

So, tomorrow is Secret Santa day !!!!    dreading it.

 

I have bought the recipient of my secret santa gift a selection (locally brewed beers - 6 of them). He's a drinker and I'm sure they will go down well.

 

Now I must go to a mirror and practice my "Oh that's a surprise, thank you so much" act.

 

 

Wish me luck!

 

 

Good luck  

Don't worry, its only a Secret Santa EC... half the fun is moaning about what crap you got 

FM
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

So, tomorrow is Secret Santa day !!!!    dreading it.

 

I have bought the recipient of my secret santa gift a selection (locally brewed beers - 6 of them). He's a drinker and I'm sure they will go down well.

 

Now I must go to a mirror and practice my "Oh that's a surprise, thank you so much" act.

 

 

Wish me luck!

 

 

Good luck  

Don't worry, its only a Secret Santa EC... half the fun is moaning about what crap you got 

 

They all take it so serious though - you should see the effort they have gone to with wrapping and swing tags.

 

I have wrapped mine up so much it should take a week to unwrap 

 

 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

So, tomorrow is Secret Santa day !!!!    dreading it.

 

I have bought the recipient of my secret santa gift a selection (locally brewed beers - 6 of them). He's a drinker and I'm sure they will go down well.

 

Now I must go to a mirror and practice my "Oh that's a surprise, thank you so much" act.

 

 

Wish me luck!

 

 

Good luck  

Don't worry, its only a Secret Santa EC... half the fun is moaning about what crap you got 

 

They all take it so serious though - you should see the effort they have gone to with wrapping and swing tags.

 

I have wrapped mine up so much it should take a week to unwrap 

 

 

oops... I've just wrapped my secret santa prezzie for tomorrow.   The recipient will probably think she's getting a fish supper in fancy paper...  I don't do twiddly bits...

Kaffs
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

So, tomorrow is Secret Santa day !!!!    dreading it.

 

I have bought the recipient of my secret santa gift a selection (locally brewed beers - 6 of them). He's a drinker and I'm sure they will go down well.

 

Now I must go to a mirror and practice my "Oh that's a surprise, thank you so much" act.

 

 

Wish me luck!

 

 

Good luck  

Don't worry, its only a Secret Santa EC... half the fun is moaning about what crap you got 

 

They all take it so serious though - you should see the effort they have gone to with wrapping and swing tags.

 

I have wrapped mine up so much it should take a week to unwrap 

 

 

oops... I've just wrapped my secret santa prezzie for tomorrow.   The recipient will probably think she's getting a fish supper in fancy paper...  I don't do twiddly bits...

Did I tell you I think you're wonderful   

FM
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

So, tomorrow is Secret Santa day !!!!    dreading it.

 

I have bought the recipient of my secret santa gift a selection (locally brewed beers - 6 of them). He's a drinker and I'm sure they will go down well.

 

Now I must go to a mirror and practice my "Oh that's a surprise, thank you so much" act.

 

 

Wish me luck!

 

 

Good luck  

Don't worry, its only a Secret Santa EC... half the fun is moaning about what crap you got 

 

They all take it so serious though - you should see the effort they have gone to with wrapping and swing tags.

 

I have wrapped mine up so much it should take a week to unwrap 

 

 

oops... I've just wrapped my secret santa prezzie for tomorrow.   The recipient will probably think she's getting a fish supper in fancy paper...  I don't do twiddly bits...

Did I tell you I think you're wonderful   

  you don't twiddle either then, sprout 

Kaffs
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

So, tomorrow is Secret Santa day !!!!    dreading it.

 

I have bought the recipient of my secret santa gift a selection (locally brewed beers - 6 of them). He's a drinker and I'm sure they will go down well.

 

Now I must go to a mirror and practice my "Oh that's a surprise, thank you so much" act.

 

 

Wish me luck!

 

 

Good luck  

Don't worry, its only a Secret Santa EC... half the fun is moaning about what crap you got 

 

They all take it so serious though - you should see the effort they have gone to with wrapping and swing tags.

 

I have wrapped mine up so much it should take a week to unwrap 

 

 

FM
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

So, tomorrow is Secret Santa day !!!!    dreading it.

 

I have bought the recipient of my secret santa gift a selection (locally brewed beers - 6 of them). He's a drinker and I'm sure they will go down well.

 

Now I must go to a mirror and practice my "Oh that's a surprise, thank you so much" act.

 

 

Wish me luck!

 

 

Good luck  

Don't worry, its only a Secret Santa EC... half the fun is moaning about what crap you got 

 

They all take it so serious though - you should see the effort they have gone to with wrapping and swing tags.

 

I have wrapped mine up so much it should take a week to unwrap 

 

 

oops... I've just wrapped my secret santa prezzie for tomorrow.   The recipient will probably think she's getting a fish supper in fancy paper...  I don't do twiddly bits...

Did I tell you I think you're wonderful   

  you don't twiddle either then, sprout 

Nah, it's not the wrapping.........it's what's in it 

FM
Originally Posted by Saint:

EC how old are you (for some reason i thought you were quite young)

 

For a young male - Β£10 - an HMV voucher?

A Guiness wall clock - or a Stella Artois one?

Have you got one of those useful/silly gadget shops? They're a gold mine of choices.

An LED keyfob ... if he drives.

A number plate with his name on it?

Bunch of flowers

 

Moonie

I recall taking part in a Secret Father Christmas caper many years ago when working as a temp and I drew my boss's name from the hat.  He was a rather unpleasant fellow who fancied himself as a bit of a Don Juan and so, when visiting a local joke shop and my eye was caught by a rather garish 'Willy Warmer' (knitted) I couldn't resist it. 

 

I don't know what upset him more; the fact that the aforementioned 'warmer' was only about three inches long or the fact that the packaging bore the following advice:

 

Will Shrink to Fit

 

 

Madame Arcati
Originally Posted by Madame Arcati:

I recall taking part in a Secret Father Christmas caper many years ago when working as a temp and I drew my boss's name from the hat.  He was a rather unpleasant fellow who fancied himself as a bit of a Don Juan and so, when visiting a local joke shop and my eye was caught by a rather garish 'Willy Warmer' (knitted) I couldn't resist it. 

 

I don't know what upset him more; the fact that the aforementioned 'warmer' was only about three inches long or the fact that the packaging bore the following advice:

 

Will Shrink to Fit

 

 

I was given one of those once 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:

We had our work's Secret Santa yesterday .  We do the thing where you have to pick a letter as well as a name, and the present has to start with that letter.   Boss's missus got the young girl in the office and the letter V. 

 

she got her a vajazzle kit...  

Haha! That's a brilliant idea ... I shall suggest that for next year

 

I got a tube of hand cream this year, well whoopie do

Rexi

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