After their dramatic exit last night from the main House, Speidi awoke to their first morning in their now palatial basement. It wasn't long before they were taking full advantage of their new found power, requesting for Big Brother to play a really loud, annoying alarm into the House to wake the housemates from their slumber. Let's just say they were less than pleased at their rude awakening.

Plugged into the spy TV, they've heard a few things that have ruffled their feathers... and they want revenge. Added to the alarm, they've requested a singing and humming ban with immediate punishment if found breaking the rule. It hasn't been enforced yet, but we would welcome this rule – there has been some really bad singing on. It would be a lovely rest for our poor little ears.

The best idea so far, however, came in the form of Paula Hamilton. Speidi have requested her return to help assist them with their wicked plans.

"I want Paula to come back, so she can get revenge for all the backstabbing that's going on", Spencer explained.

Now that would be interesting viewing, wouldn't you agree?

From their observations, they've witnessed every housemate, apart from Frankie and Gillian, take a jibe at them. However, they've taken particular umbrage with Lacey, who Heidi branded 'fake' after she overheard the glamour girl discussing the couple in not a very positive light. We have a feeling they've got something up their sleeve for the Page 3 model – she should be afraid, very afraid.

As the couple get more and more agitated, we can only imagine that they'll step up their game-plan. We, for one, can't wait to see what they have in store. 

The housemates have got a lot of answering to do, and luckily for Speidi, they'll get the chance to grill one of them later today. Not in person, of course, otherwise the game would be up...

The chosen housemate will be asked questions by Big Brother, under the pretence that they have come from the 'viewers'.

But this will be a lie, of course. The questions will, in fact, come from none other than scorned Speidi themselves.

And it gets better...

Once the grilling is over, they'll have the option to drop a pile of dog food onto the head of the chosen Housemate, simple by pressing a button.

Evil, Big Brother, evil. This warrants an evil laugh mwahahahahaha!

Who will they choose? Most of the housemates have bitched about the couple today, so everyone is in the firing line.